Ben Hanten
I own a couple bars in South Dakota. I also run a cool fan blog at http://theriverfans.com
The Kansas City Chiefs parody "The Office" http://www.youtube.com/watch...
They found a good Pam and a good Dwight.
- Ben Hanten
I thought the Chiefs were the joke!
- Simon Cartel
LOL
- Shey
Hey Direct TV, when I'm waiting on hold you don't need to cut in every 10 seconds to thank me for holding. That is some funky ass music and I want to hear it!
Simon Cartel
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O-Mazing Grace. http://www.youtube.com/watch... What a great ending.
I've seen that once before and it definitely has the train wreck effect on me, especially at the end. Wow.
- Kurt Starnes
He didn't know the words?!?!?! Okay, this is actually worse than the karaoke I heard all day long. DAMN!
- Anika
EXCLUSIVE: Charlie Watts Quits The Rolling Stones - http://undercover.com.au/News-St...
Sep 2, 2009
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The 68-year old drummer simply doesn't want to do it anymore. Charlie joined the Rolling Stones in January, 1963. He didn’t expect it would last. In fact, he kept his day job for several months until the band started to feel like a career. Charlie’s decision to quit the band comes a three years short of the Stones 50th anniversary.
- Ben Hanten
The Rolling Stones are now denying this. "Contrary to a fabricated story that ran this morning on a small music web site in Australia, drummer Charlie Watts has not left The Rolling Stones," the group explained in a statement."
- Ben Hanten
A music critic I know said he thinks it's probably true, but the Rolling Stones are trying to keep it under wraps for now.
- Ben Hanten
Build a man a fire and he is warm for a day. Set him on fire, and he is warm for the rest of his life.
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Even under the threat of torture, I'm not sure I could decide between Reese's and Riesen. Both are proof that life is awesome.
Reese's. Riesen's are those little rock hard rabbit pellet-y things that fool you into thinking they taste good but in fact taste like rabbit pellets.
- Derrick
I slept on it. Here's the deal. I would stop eating Riesen to have a Reese's, but I would not do the same in the inverse. So I guess I've decided.
- Ben Hanten
How obsessed are you with the NFL? - http://hanten.com/how-obs...
Sep 2, 2009
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- Ben Hanten
...apparently not as obsessed as I thought: I held my fantasy league dues firm, only $55, the recession special. .LOLz
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Clean your hands. - http://reflectionof.me/clean-y...
Sep 1, 2009
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*cries*
- Derrick
Well, at least it is shaped like an open hand, if you know what I mean.
- Kurt Starnes
STOP YELLING AT ME
The Post - http://www.thepostsd.com
Sep 1, 2009
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Maptor Shows You the Way. Shaped like a small flashlight, Maptor is a tiny GPS device which displays a map using a small built-in projector. Instead of using a backlit LCD, you can just flash the map on any flat surface and a big red arrow will tell you exactly where you are. - http://reflectionof.me/cool-co...
Sep 1, 2009
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Cool concept.
- Ben Hanten
We'll be seeing that in smart phones soon, I bet. Some new cameras already have built in projectors.
- Kurt Starnes
The Best Gin You’re Not Drinking. - http://drinkupdate.com/archive...
Aug 31, 2009
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Hendrick’s Gin is a little harder to find and a little more expensive, but it’s well worth the search. Made in Scotland, it clocks in at 88 proof. And wile it has the usual botanical infusions of juniper, coriander and citrus peel, what makes Hendrick’s so unique is the addition of cucumber and rose petals.
- Ben Hanten
Sorry, my gin doesn't taste like ass. Maybe you buy your liquor from the crack dealer?
- Simon Cartel
Look out Whitney Houston and Dolly Parton. This is the best version of "I Will Always Love You." http://www.youtube.com/watch...
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OOOOH. I am adding that to my Twitter.
- Simon Cartel
Drink Update » Jägermeister 6-Bottle Shot Cooler - http://drinkupdate.com/archive...
Aug 31, 2009
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Jägermeister 6-Bottle Shot Cooler - http://drinkupdate.com/archive...
Aug 31, 2009
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Macaulay Culkin is Blanket's father? - http://thesuperficial.com/2009...
Aug 31, 2009
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"He was one of the few people Jackson really trusted and Mack never let him down. Really, Jackson idolised him - that's why he asked Mack to donate sperm. Deep down, I think he always wished Mack was his son. Creating Blanket was the next best thing."
Culkin - godfather to Jacko's other two children - has told pals he will not comment in public out of loyalty to his late pal."
- Ben Hanten
Here we go again.
- Ben Hanten
How dreadful.
- Derrick
Hey Fantasy Football stars, I draft in an hour with the worst draft position. I'm 6th out of 12. Who would you pick at 6? L.T., Steven Jackson, DeAngelo Williams, Larry Fitzgerald?
not the first two
- Richard Lawler
I took Chris Johnson in that round -- picked up his handcuff Lendale White much later.
- Ben Hanten
The Fat Elvis. A deep fired peanut butter, jelly and banana sandwich sprinkled with powdered sugar. - http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post...
Aug 30, 2009
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Deep fried? :P
- comix aka martha
Derrick! You're not serious, this looks amazing.
- Ben Hanten
I would kill my wordpress blogs completely in favor of Posterous if there was a way to put advertising on their sites. Do you see that ever happening?
Morton Fox
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I know ads on websites suck, but... it's nice to have the flexibility to make a few bucks if you have a popular site.
- Ben Hanten
I'd like to see Posterous offer a self-hosted version, so we can change whatever we wanted on it. What do you like about Posterous that Wordpress can't do?
- Mitchell McKenna
Wordpress is capable of doing everything on Posterous, but the ease of posting is what keeps me more active.
- Ben Hanten
Chocolate Brie En Croute. A wheel of brie stuffed with chocolate and baked in a puff pastry. - http://thisiswhyyourefat.com/post...
Aug 29, 2009
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DJ AM dead in NYC: his eerie last Twitter post - http://www.examiner.com/x-8752-...
Aug 29, 2009
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From @SueMassey81 "Any twelve people who can't get themselves out of jury duty are not my peers."
Simon Cartel
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I saw Patton Oswalt on Jimmy Kimmel Live last night and he called the jury duty automated number live on the air.
- Simon Cartel
Drink Update » World’s Oldest Bartender, 95, is Retiring in Pa. - http://drinkupdate.com/archive...
Aug 29, 2009
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World's Oldest Bartender, 95, is Retiring in Pa. - http://hanten.com/worlds-...
Aug 29, 2009
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- Ben Hanten
I will have to bartend until I'm 99 to beat his record for longest serving bartender.
- Ben Hanten
:(
- chaz2b
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Received this spam in my email box today!
- Ben Hanten
Hey Chris, it says picture is attached??
- Ben Hanten
This stuff made my night, ruined my morning - http://drinkupdate.com/archive...
Aug 29, 2009
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"92 proof spiced rum that tastes great."
- Ben Hanten
I don't know how many I had, but it was a couple too many.
- Ben Hanten
LOVE
- holly #ravingfangirl
burp
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