B.J. Mendelson

George Carlin once referred to a house as "a place for your stuff, with a cover on top". That house is Friendfeed. http://www.bjmendelson.com
Crossing The Line: Why we're pissed Arianna Huffington is destroying Autoblog - @Jalopnik http://jalopnik.com/5845095...
I'm counting down to how long it takes for someone to post how The Onion suffered from a "social media crisis" today
RT @JarretMyer: Hoo Boy: Twitter Masses Angered That A Fake News Organization Tweeted About A Fake Hostage Crisis http://www.uproxx.com/webcult... via @Uproxx
Note: All research for Social Media Is Bullshit is now publicly available here: http://bjmendelson.blogspot.com/
I mentioned this yesterday, but you should follow @MrDisclosure and tell your friends about it. It's about time something like this came out
How can you say something, "Spread through Reddit, Twitter, and word of mouth". Isn't Reddit and Twitter technically word of mouth?
RT @GenoaK: @BJMendelson @mrdisclosure Like most things, social media was great until people got involved. #socialmediaisbs
This account makes writing my book so much easier: @MrDisclosure
If you ever wondered where I got my facts from, I will now be collecting it all here for easy viewing: http://bjmendelson.blogspot.com/
! @awestrup Yeah, the split has been a year in the making, but from now on all the funny stuff is over at @MendelBJ
RT @MastersOfNone: Live Four-fer-Friday show guests: @BJMendelson @gorillamasknet @bobanddancast and @youruglyasses. (that means you)
Conflicts Of Interest: Here's the Ashton Kutcher Laptop That CBS Banned - @Gawker http://gawker.com/5844477...
You gotta wonder how CNN / Mashable dodged a bullet from the @Arrington / @TechCrunch furor.
More bullshit from Mashable RT @IsCool: Can Facebook's Media Partners Cover It Objectively? http://techpresident.com/short-p...
Earlier: Ashton Kutcher Is The Barry Bonds Of Twitter http://bjmendelson.com/post...
SYNERGISTIC! Actor Ashton Kutcher Name Drops Startup Investments During Two & A Half Men http://www.businessinsider.com/synergi... via @sai
Reminder: All funny stuff can now be found ONLY on @MendelBJ, where you'll get stuff like this bit.ly/pmTqvf
If you follow @MendelBJ you'll get to read funny stuff like this: http://brandonmendelson.com/2011...
Ashton Kutcher Is The Barry Bonds Of Twitter http://bjmendelson.com/post...
"Social Sharing" is redundant. If you catch someone saying that, kick them in the crotch.
How To Flake On An American President - http://brandonmendelson.com/2011...
Reminder: Funny stuff over at @MendelBJ , "Social Media Is Bullshit" stuff stays here on this account.
Earlier: Saying Facebook Has 800 Million Users Is Like Saying There's A Lot Of Fish In The Ocean http://bjmendelson.com/post...
For jokes on presidential vomiting, and none of the social media is BS stuff, please follow @MendelBJ. NOT this account.
How Social Media Is Bullshit Started Out As A George Carlin And Wound Up A Bill Hicks - http://brandonmendelson.com/2011...
The Truth About What It Means To “Go Viral” On The Internet - http://brandonmendelson.com/2011...
Who The Fuck Do You Think You Are, Serpico? - http://brandonmendelson.com/2011...
All You Have To Say Is: “I Fucked Up, And I’m Sorry” - http://brandonmendelson.com/2011...
Tweeting About An Execution Is Pissing In The Wind - http://brandonmendelson.com/2011...
Can We Stop Trying To Re-Write The History Of Borders? - http://brandonmendelson.com/2011...
Mexico’s Drug Cartels Don’t Have A “Social Media Problem”, They Have An Asshole Problem - http://feedproxy.google.com/~r...