counternotions: "...our happiness or unhappiness depends far more on the way we meet the events of life, than on the nature of those events themselves." - http://twitter.com/counter...
parislemon: Rick Perry is clearly just a master at the cliffhanger. We need to elect him to find out the third government agency he'll wipe out. #tease - http://twitter.com/parisle...
jsnell: Yes, everybody, I voice dictated this tweet using an iPhone for rest. iPhone 4 ass. Still doing it! Gah!
I'll just type. 4S. There. - http://twitter.com/jsnell...
Ihnatko: Spoiler Alert: tonight, instead of retiring, Andy Rooney reveals he's tied 1M balloons to his office & then lifts off to Paradise Falls. - http://twitter.com/Ihnatko...