Woman next to me is slowly browsing through Kim Kardashian's entire Instagram feed. And yes, I am haughtily judging her.
RT @omarg: Not RIP, raise Hell forever and ever Joan Rivers. She worked hard and pushed laughs further and screw you if you don't respect that.
Joan, you were the original ballsy bitch. You will be missed.
RT @Recode: White House Names Google’s Megan Smith as U.S. CTO / by @jtemple / http://recode.net/2014...
RT @sxsw: #tacosforever "@eateraustin: You can now text a taco thanks to Austin-based @xoxco http://austin.eater.com/archive... https://twitter.com/EaterAu..."
RT @neetzan: “Hey, citizens — police brutality is your fault! Deal with it” http://www.washingtonpost.com/posteve... https://twitter.com/neetzan...
RT @Travon: My favorite hall of cost movie is Schindler's Grocery List.
RT @dailydot: Who to follow for live updates on #Ferguson: http://www.dailydot.com/news...
RT @chrislhayes: When do we get the name of the officer who killed Mike Brown?
RT @pourmecoffee: Write down your sensibilities about mourning. Now, find people with different ones and correct them. Repeat for everything!
OH @dailydot HQ: "That no talent assclown is killing my SEO."
My eyes. RT @dailydot: Helen Mirren twerks with Michael Strahan: http://www.dailydot.com/lol...
RT @congressedits: E Street Band Wikipedia article edited anonymously from US House of Representatives http://en.wikipedia.org/w...
Can’t wait to read the first @KernelMag on Sunday! http://media.dailydot.com/blog...
Breaking news from Daily Dot Austin office: Billy Corgan scans all our emails.
RT @gabeygoh: With just a single comma, @AP gave news editors worldwide a sudden heart attack... #Doh #Oops https://twitter.com/gabeygo...
"I really wish we wouldn't follow tumblr accounts that have gifs of people putting things in their hoohahs.”
RT @dailydot: At #hopex, Edward Snowden and Daniel Ellsberg talk about the power of dissent: http://www.dailydot.com/politic...
RT @statesman: Great photos from @RalphBarrera RT @statesmanphoto: What's it like to be a White House Pool Press Photog for a day? http://photoblog.statesman.com/preside...
Awkward! RT @marcorubio: Congratulations to Cleveland on being awarded the #GOP2016 convention.But you still aren't getting @KingJames back!
RT @AndrewRoush: Why hyphenation matters. RT @MattMackowiak: The NBA champion San Antonio Spurs have re-signed their entire team -- http://m.yahoo.com/w...
This was awesome. We should publish it. MT @DailyDotMedia: @dailydot's @_AustinPowell gave breakdown of how the newsroom works #plenary14
RT @DailyDotMedia: There ain't no presentation like a DDM presentation 'cause a DDM presentation has GIFS #plenary14
We publish between 53-67 pieces of original journalism every single day. I’m damn proud of that. @dailydot
The official hashtag is #plenary14. The unofficial hashtag is #liquidfire. @allysonholley
RT @MicahSingleton: If you are in Brazil, either leave now or grab a fire extinguisher because that place will burn tonight.
MT @Austin_Police: It's not legal to have a pet raccoon. Also not legal to leave any animal in a hot car. Raccoon is now w/ Animal Control.
RT @omarg: PR person: Could you ping your coworker with the same email I just sent them this morning? Me: Go ping yourself. #prfail
RT @SimpsonsQOTD: "He prefers the company of men!" "Who doesn't?" https://twitter.com/Simpson...
RT @DailyDotMedia: Find our CEO, Nick White, discussing old and new journalism best practices tomorrow at 8:35a @GreaterPublic's #PMDMC #DigitalDay conference!
Good piece on Byliner failure @laurahazardowen Think it’s more about sub model than longform death tho. http://gigaom.com/2014...