Why is it so hard for me to remember how to spell "accommodate"? The double-m feels weird, so I always type one.
Jun 5, 2014
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Is it Potato yet?
Jun 5, 2014
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RT @NateCrowder: As a kid I thought the perk was staying up late. As an adult I realize the perk is actually going to bed as early as you want.
Jun 5, 2014
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RT @macleaney: Pls retweet my @indeed resume, help me land my dream job - http://www.indeed.com/r... #indeed #resume
Jun 5, 2014
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RT @mmasnick: Okay, everyone, go home. @sarahjeong has won the internet. http://www.theguardian.com/comment...
Jun 4, 2014
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RT @shanley: So this happened: https://t.co/ye6cASloaj
Jun 4, 2014
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"I'll build a Giordano's." — @macleaney That's true love, folks.
Jun 4, 2014
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RT @LoLDyrus: i need less negative in my life, so i'm showing you this. source: http://www.reddit.com/r... https://twitter.com/LoLDyru...
Jun 3, 2014
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RT @0xabad1dea: .@ra6bit Google isn’t the Eye of Sauron. They’re Pippin with the palantir.
Jun 3, 2014
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RT @mrgunn: So @twitter has decided it will choose which @replies you can see. Go here to continue to see all replies: https://t.co/IV4NKPnkJj
Jun 3, 2014
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Chromeo - Needy Girl - http://hypem.com/track...
May 31, 2014
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RADIOACTIVE, RADIOACTIVE! Now that blasted song is stuck in your head, too.
May 30, 2014
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Saw some dead presidents carved in stone. https://t.co/RVzHDN8pyZ
May 27, 2014
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Hello from Wisconsin. We *are* the scenic overlook. https://t.co/pzOLa1rkdx
May 25, 2014
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"I feel like I'm pregnant now." — @indiana_mama
May 23, 2014
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RT @indiana_mama: EVErythingg @gRegorLove says is a lie
May 23, 2014
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.@indiana_mama is awesome!
May 23, 2014
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RT @JElvisWeinstein: "Da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da da CAT SCAN" -- Bruce Wayne getting medical tests
May 22, 2014
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Hello, potato.
May 20, 2014
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.@macleaney and I are small oranges.
May 18, 2014
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Congratulations, @tomfromhr and @KlutzyBallerina! Beautiful wedding and awesome reception. "Fantastic!" as ten would say. #biscgetsmarried
May 18, 2014
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May 18, 2014
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We're VIP (Very Internet Party) at Three Dots and a Dash tonight. #biscgetsmarried
May 16, 2014
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"You're old, but cute." — @macleaney
May 16, 2014
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Heart box = pill container. The original was heart-shaped.
May 15, 2014
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New "heart box" courtesy of @macleaney, since my first one broke. Aw. cc @MsSwank https://twitter.com/gRegorL...
May 15, 2014
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RT @AJHuck: This Old House reboot with Nick Offerman as Norm Abrams and Billy Eichner as Bob Villa. This must have been thought of before.
May 15, 2014
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RT @anitra_larae: The Silence and the Darkness: A tribute to his son's cancer survival http://www.youtube.com/watch... via @youtube @wwwbigbaldhead <3
May 13, 2014
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RT @matthew_d_green: @veorq @halvarflake I've always wondered why 'Minute Rice' is the same size as all other rice.
May 13, 2014
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RT @0xabad1dea: everything about unix in one screencap https://twitter.com/0xabad1...
May 12, 2014
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Four days until @macleaney is here!
May 10, 2014
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RT @ccg: I believe it is impossible to both maintain software for a living and have any fear at all of a robot uprising.
May 10, 2014
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