Ordinarybug Heather

SOOPER SEKRIT IDENITEE of the Undercover Nun. Silly. Always into something. http://plus.to/hedwyg
God who woke Joseph up in the night with dreams to go to Egypt and again to return, THANK YOU FOR COFFEE. #espressodoubly #lattetriply
You call her: Nun of the Above. #yourewelcome
If you're thinking Angel Nun or Heavenly Nun, you're wrong.
What do you call a nun in heaven?
RT @CatholicNewsSvc: #PopeFrancis tells altar servers their ministry "allows you to be close to Jesus, the word and bread of life.”
It makes me feel ill to find that I made a dumbass mistake at work. Especially when it's the client who found it.
((((H)))) sometimes it hurts to be human :) - VALZONE#SCREWED
RT @JesusOfNaz316: Forgiveness is some hard shit yo.
Oh, sweet Jesus, there are doughnuts in the kitchen. I may have to kiss somebody! That isn't unprofessional, is it?
It is so totally coffee o'clock, or I won't make it through the next 2 hours of meetings! The execs rather frown on falling asleep in mtgs.
Jesus, you gave your mom a headache when you stayed in the Temple instead of heading home. Please make this ibuprofen efficacious, and fast!
@blessed_harlot THE BEATING OF MY HEART IS A DRUM AND IT'S LOST AND IT'S LOOKING FOR A RHYTHM LIKE YOU
@nanayasleeps Wow. Just.... wow. Jesus weeps!
Dear three developers who just asked me for information that was already provided to you in the task: RTFT. Love and kisses, me
I am listening to Air Supply. And I refuse to be embarrassed by this. Honest!
Can I just curl up under my desk, suck my thumb, and sleep? Maybe have a graham cracker later and do some coloring? #TGIF
RT @bencasselman: For the 50th time in the past 51 months, more unemployed workers stopped looking than found jobs. https://twitter.com/bencass...
So many, many prayers are needed today. I can almost hear God weeping with us.
RT @Reuters: Sierra Leone declaires a state of emergency and calls in troops to quarantine Ebola victims: http://www.reuters.com/article... https://twitter.com/Reuters...
OH in the office: Hey, Jack? Can you come fix CSS so I don't have to? Jack: Umm... all of CSS, or just one site?
For lunch today, I would like a bucket of fries, a chocolate cake, and a bottle of wine. I wonder who delivers that...
Picked up ChickFilA for brekkie & again for lunch. Same lady passed my bag to me both times. Hope she doesn't recognize me! #probablyinvain
Praying today for Republicans, because Jesus said to pray for our enemies and to love them. Some days it's easier than others.
I wouldn't count "all" Republicans as "enemies" but some are certainly easier to love than others. But that's beside the point, or more to the point. Or something... - MoTO Boychick Devil
@mscottboren Many healing prayers for your son! Prayers of wisdom and compassion for his caregivers, and for patience and strength for you.
Praying today for the people I need to forgive. Praying for the strength and courage to continue letting go of the hurts I clutch so tightly
Joining you in this one, dear. - Lisa L. Seifert
Oh dear sweet baby Jesus, thank you for coffee! #ferventprayeroftheheart #sighstodeepforwords
@Trishmolita Alas, the service tech asked "Do you have FULL insurance on this car?" It got flooded out during heavy rain last week. :-(
@mksclr That option is TOTALLY on the table. >:-(
So the tow company confirms that my car was dropped off at the correct dealer. Now to find out how they lost my BRIGHT ORANGE CAR.
@KristinsQuest Pointers are hard. Pointers in C are devilish. Have fun! :-)
I had my car towed to the dealer on Friday. The dealer has no record of it. I'm getting a wee bit upset about this. #dudewheresmycar
At the coffee shop: dad and daughter at nearby table, dad working while daughter reads new books. "Daddy! I'm on Chapter 2!"