Joe Beda

I live in Seattle and work for Google. We have two kids: Annie is 6 and Theo is 3.
Just got our first external PR for #Kubernetes merged. Thanks @whiteinge! https://t.co/ByIzZf1EtT
RT @VMTrooper: Labels applied to Kubernetes pods of container workloads to programmatically identify them and combat #ContainerSprawl #dockercon
RT @niallohiggins: Google Kubernetes - container orchestration and management built on @docker - looks fantastic https://t.co/YKySKsFVjp #dockercon
Standing room only at Craig Mcluckie and Brendan Burns' talk on #Kubernetes. #dockercon https://twitter.com/jbeda...
Just got our first external PR for #Kupernetes merged. Thanks @whiteinge! https://t.co/ByIzZf1EtT
RT @WIRED: Introducing Kubernetes: Google has open sourced its secret weapon in cloud computing http://www.wired.com/2014...
Hexagons are the new circle.
RT @aneel: groups of collocated nested containers are always deployed together as pods (at Google) #dockercon
RT @borourke: Docker cluster management via kubernetes seems well thought-out... https://t.co/bzx6xpLAIK #dockercon
I'm guessing that it is 80% packaging and deployment, 15% bin packing and 5% security/isolation. All of this makes sense on cloud VMs.
Outside of Google, most use containers for 3 things: 1. packaging and deployment 2. bin packing 3. security/isolation. In that order.
The online payment site for @SeattleSPU is hosted on a scammy looking URL: "http://secure8.i-doxs.net". Not sure I want to put my CC in there.
#DockerCon kind of feels like it should be in an HBO series. Video game music before sessions puts it over the top. Super Mario Bros theme.
Very cool @docker LEGO minifig in #dockercon goodie bag. https://twitter.com/jbeda...
Job: "Principal Vintage Software Developer" at Vulcan in Seattle. This would awesome for the right engineer. http://www.vulcan.com/About...
Done hacking for the night in preparation for #dockercon tomorrow. We (@googlecloud) are releasing new stuff on Tuesday.
RT @eric_brewer: Keynoting at #dockercon on Tuesday at 10:15am PDT. Agenda: http://www.dockercon.com/agenda...
Every 4 years or so we need to paint the bike shed again. What color should we paint it this time?
RT @njoneja: Programmatic access to detailed Compute Engine usage data launched! Details at http://googlecloudplatform.blogspot.com/2014...
RT @DockerCon: Big thanks and shout out to @google for being a Gold sponsor of the first @dockercon ! http://dockercon.com/sponsor... /cc @googlecloud
RT @danshapiro: This one little trick could turbocharge Seattle's startup ecosystem overnight. Via @crashdev: http://www.crashdev.com/2014...
OH: I'm pretty sure that Secret's business model will eventually be based on automated machine learning blackmail.
RT @googlecloud: A new and improved gsutil--now with “rsync": http://googlecloudplatform.blogspot.com/2014...
Thinking of getting prepaid Verizon mobile hotspot (5510L - http://www.verizonwireless.com/prepaid...) for road trip this summer. Any experiences/suggestions?
Just told the 8yo that "We lecture because we love."
Nothing says "I'm a Microsoft employee" quite like a Windows phone and Surface tablet. (Flight to SEA)
Just went through @TSA Pre✓™ at DIA. It is awesome. Just like when someone keeps punching you in the face and they finally stop.
RT @juliaferraioli: Published slides on the Hierarchy of Developer Needs, but stay tuned for the blog entry! https://speakerdeck.com/juliafe... #gluecon
I wrote a simple "Guestbook" example that shows how #containers on #GoogleCloud comes together: https://t.co/LlAnApLLrm.
Check out https://t.co/AJV7TdSQRM if you want to play with the new stuff we talked about today. #GlueCon @GoogleCloud
PDF version of slides from my "Containers at Google" talk at #GlueCon: http://slides.eightypercent.net/GlueCon...