Josh Haley
...and I'm a Mormon.
Best tweet not meant for me EVER. Fwd: @_JoshHaley hey no need, taking a shit then getting fanta, wanna drink from vending machine? - http://twitter.com/AldoWal... (via http://ff.im/1gnKzA)
I'm good.
- Micah
Maybe he washed his hands.
- Josh Haley
The problem with fragmentation
Mar 5, 2014
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*smooches Josh* You make me laugh. And this is good. Very good. :)
- Lisa L. Seifert
Blush response
- Josh Haley
RT @calebhowe: Gripping photo from inside the President's strategy meeting on #Ukraine. Powerful. #rsrh http://t.co/SpTqX5xL9h
Mar 5, 2014
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This is an advert for shoes, right? Or socks.
- Joe
Silly Obama... You can't clear the trees on your ranch in those shoes... and where is your hat? At least you have the socks for golf so we can "now watch this drive".
- Johnny
Bagdad Bob abides
- Josh Haley
RT @mrfurious32821: Singing "Let It Go" is out. Singing "How Did We Make Frozen" is in. @IMKristenBell @FrozenFans @DisneyPictures @DisneyAnimation #frozen
Mar 4, 2014
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How did we make Frozen is now the best meta lip dub ever made.
Mar 4, 2014
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RT @adeladazeem: THANK YOU, JORN TROMOLTO!
Mar 3, 2014
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Helen DeGiornos did such a great job, didn't she?
- Josh Haley
Mar 3, 2014
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RT @nickbilton: At left @TheEllenShow tweets on TV using a Samsung phone -- the Oscars sponsor. At right, backstage, using an iPhone. http://t.co/tmbC0Vt0IF
Mar 3, 2014
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I heard grapefruit oil is a great appetite suppressant. So I took some after two helpings of meatloaf and a bowl of ice cream. It works!
Feb 27, 2014
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Magic!
- Jennifer Dittrich
Totally!
- Josh Haley
I heard mixing pineapple juice with coffee will put you off both, permanently
- Mo Kargas
Hello Smack Addict Kitty http://t.co/IqzlfFDgNh
Feb 26, 2014
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It's really more like crack or crystal meth addicted kitty…. :)
- Victor Ganata
Thank you, doctor!
- Josh Haley
Friendfeed: Medically accurate memes
- Spidra Webster
Very unhappy with @FREEBIRDS_WB in Houston. Jack up prices AND take away key ingredients? No red onions, No roasted garlic. No MachoNachos
Feb 26, 2014
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IT'S TIME FOR OBAMA TO USE AN EXECUTIVE ORDER. CONGRESS WON"T ACT.
- Josh Haley
I think that's covered under Obamacare or at least it should be
- Steve C, Team Marina
Not to mention the misleadingly named brownies.
- Greg GuitarBuster
I fixed a sink. Bow before me.
Feb 23, 2014
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Jennifer Dittrich
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Perhaps we should sink low before you...
- Spidra Webster
Anything you can do, I can do better. But since you're already up...
Feb 17, 2014
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Jennifer Dittrich
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Anything you can I can do better. But since you're already up...
Feb 17, 2014
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I wanna play the big screen video game Joaquin Phoenix plays on "Her". That avatar has some serious attitude.
Feb 14, 2014
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I hope Bob Costas take a this down time to reflect on what a moron he is.
Feb 12, 2014
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RT @pinapl: I would rather look at Bob Costas' raging case of pinkeye for the rest of the Olympics than watch one second of Matt Lauer.
Feb 12, 2014
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Why do people keep messing with Liam Neeson? He will jack you up, son.
Feb 12, 2014
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He does have a certain set of skills
- Steve C, Team Marina
He will find you.
- Josh Haley
Who hasn't always wanted to be a Neeson family?
- Micah
RT @kbrowneee: ughhhh hannah kearney, you just broke my heart. #Sochi2014
Feb 9, 2014
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RT @nowthisnews: We may have the first meme of the 2014 Olympics http://nowth.is/MBnXej http://t.co/hicr7FbtG1
Feb 9, 2014
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Feb 9, 2014
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Am I watching Canadian TV? NBC fawns over Canadian when American took gold.
Feb 9, 2014
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Took me about 40 seconds to fall in hate with #flappybird.
Feb 9, 2014
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Hey @DelTaco, I was about to get another gift card for 50 or 100 but I see you don't have the free meals attached anymore. Got a hook up?
Jan 31, 2014
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Jan 30, 2014
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RT @greggutfeld: this might be the greatest thing I have ever seen: http://www.mediaite.com/tv... @iamsambee
Jan 15, 2014
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Bren
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At Play in the Beards of the Lord #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithBeard
Jan 11, 2014
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Stephen Mack
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