Scott

I'm all over the Intertubez: http://about.me/scottbeamer
I'm watching #cosmos with 1316 other fans on #tvtag http://tvt.ag/N00m6U
Just got this limited #cosmos sticker. Get yours now #tvtag http://tvt.ag/1pFtYsu #cosmos
What If I Told You The Answer To Failing Cities, Unemployment, And Broken Schools Is This Easy? http://j.mp/1tSA48j
¿uʍop ǝpısdn pǝuɹnʇ ɹǝʌǝ pןɹoʍ ǝןoɥʍ ɹnoʎ sɐɥ
It's worse than was first reported..... :Exclusive: The Extended Donald Sterling Tape - http://j.mp/1rvmZOo
I hate that fucking #truck. I have to drive around it all the time. Fucker shouldn't be here. @ Oak… http://instagram.com/p...
Woman Accused Of Bestiality Sought Horse On Craigslist - http://huff.to/1iVXk0x
Everything You Think You Know About Cats Is Wrong http://j.mp/QRYfVd
This 19-Year-Old Pedophile Has Never Gone Near A Child. And He Needs You To Hear His Story. http://j.mp/1irfhUS
Woman Killed in Car Crash While Facebooking Lyrics to 'Happy' - http://j.mp/1fFzX6V
Bride kills niece. http://j.mp/PFwmhX
Why don’t women know what men find attractive? http://j.mp/1mKV10S
I'm at @PetSmart (Vancouver, WA) http://4sq.com/1hyRjGv
I'm at Target (Vancouver, WA) http://4sq.com/1j0zj8A
I'm at @Walgreens (VANCOUVER, WA) http://4sq.com/1lTLQy4
WOW, just wow!: Here Is the Audio of LA Clippers Owner Donald Sterling's Deeply Insane Racist Rant http://j.mp/QPdJJx
25 Dead Cats Found Hanging In Tree Were Beaten To Death http://j.mp/QP9xJR OMF WTF?!?! :'(
RT @uberfacts: When you die, you can have your ashes turned into a memorial reef https://twitter.com/UberFac...
I'm at @Safeway (Vancouver, WA) http://4sq.com/1keOhqY
Insane Handbook: Bills Cheerleaders Are Told How To Wash Their Vaginas http://j.mp/1iVKJdE #WTF
Dead People Get Life-Like Poses at Their Funerals - http://j.mp/RRJvXe
My cat has a new trick. She tries to open the door of the cabinet below my bathroom sink. So far, her efforts have been unsuccessful...
RT @driverminnie: If you want people to stop taking about how you look in a bikini, let them see you naked. It tends to shut them up:) https://twitter.com/driverm...
I'm at @Walgreens (VANCOUVER, WA) http://4sq.com/1f8EBQ4
Girl gives Michelle Obama her unemployed father’s résumé http://j.mp/1ijnHIW
I'm at Fred Meyer (Vancouver, WA) http://4sq.com/1idWXPa
Had another #Cheesesteak craving today, so I thought I'd try a different place. It was good, but not… http://instagram.com/p...
I'm at @Bruchis_ CheeseSteaks & Subs (Vancouver, WA) http://4sq.com/1jHLNON
RT @NewYorker @BorowitzReport Georgia Unveils New Slogan: "We Make Florida Look Safe" http://nyr.kr/1mFXBHO (cc @GovernorDeal ).
Now, even boomers are moving back in with mom and dad - http://j.mp/1nqzzkr
Conservatives begin backing away after Cliven Bundy’s remarks disparaging ‘the Negro’ http://j.mp/1l4SjmT