Jason Shellen

CEO and founder of Thing Labs, makers of Brizzly.com, former Blogger/Google dude, father of two little dudes.
Yes. RT @SavedYouAClick Is Ronaldo offsides?
Someone start a Dempsey's abs account. #USAvsPOR
YEEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!! Way to go Jones. Suck it Ronaldo. #USAvPOR
I wish I had a camera or something.
Sitting here drinking a Bud, Tim Howard jersey on, red, white and blue face paint. Go USA and thanks for hosting me, @McDonalds! #USAvsPOR
Thanks for emailing me my password & my username, company that doesn't understand password security.
"Ryan, You have a WUPHF on line 1." Still kills me, every time. https://t.co/3KbC36KE58
The thing to remember about pricing is that it's always easier to lower the price, much harder to start low & raise the price. #AmazonPhone
Just used Image Capture to delete 10,831 photos off of my iPhone. It was either that or never take another photo. :( https://twitter.com/shellen...
The word 'bold' means something terrible is going to happen, right? https://twitter.com/shellen...
Any other Archer fans having a tough time that the invasion group in Iraq is named: ISIS? Thanks for ruining a cartoon TV show, jihadists!
I'm most disappointed in humanity when I hear the phrase "It is what it is". What would make a better replacement?
Mountaineer Jim Whittaker said "If you aren't living on the edge, you're taking up too much space." He said that pre-hashtag games though.
The Princess and the Divorce Lawyer @midnight #RuinAKidsMovie
Is there where we try an on-side kick? #USAvGHA
Where my Biden holding his hat GIFs at? #USAvsGHA
Design miss: GM-owned Opel sells this cool city car in Europe http://t.co/icBpNCvAu6 meanwhile in the US… http://t.co/eHvOVrX5mv
RT @CollegeAussies: Thanks @smcgaels for developing @Patty_Mills into an NBA title-winning champion! Doing great things for Aussie basketball players.
RT @katetscott: From Saint Mary's to NBA Champion. Congrats, Patty Mills! #BayAreaProud
The full moon brought to you by Visa #attpark @ AT&T Park http://instagram.com/p...
This is a simple truism that isn't talked about a lot. It's also lonely nowhere near the top. http://blog.samaltman.com/founder...
One day I will write about the very weird week that I had but before it's over... @SFGiants game w/the family. Bonus: post game fireworks!
.@ThinkUp reminds me of bittersweet moments sometimes like this one from 3 years ago https://t.co/fi8rIGC10H
Interesting idea, but I'm not sure what to do with this information @sickweather #coughreported https://twitter.com/shellen...
RT @ashellen: Just so we are clear I will sooner home school my children than buy them bullet proof backpacks. #NotOneMore
A friend on my softball team told me he follows me on Twitter so anyway this has been great everybody. Bye!