Quick, do the right thing! Don't stop! Help people who aren't even you! There I fixed everything for all time (or started a religion).
Apr 21, 2014
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Jason Shellen
CEO and founder of Thing Labs, makers of Brizzly.com, former Blogger/Google dude, father of two little dudes.
Fact: All Pontiac Aztecs still on the road were won by game show contestants.
Apr 21, 2014
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Apr 21, 2014
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Fact: 20% of my life is untangling headphone wires.
Apr 18, 2014
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RT @ztaylor: The @tonyhawk Twitter Hunt '14 is tomorrow! I'll be hiding the Oakland and SF packages. Watch this space tomorrow for clues. #THTH14
Apr 18, 2014
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You have to start somewhere. Sign-up at http://thesecretagency.com to be on the early bird list. https://twitter.com/shellen...
Apr 18, 2014
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Tea Party Express? Wasn't there one of those at SFO? I feel like I had a slice of pizza and an oolong tea there. https://t.co/bsoa9JF7q7
Apr 18, 2014
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Flickr please. Now you just look desperate. #newflickripadicon https://twitter.com/shellen...
Apr 18, 2014
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Some great pitch advice from @jason to fledgling start-ups: "Send a beautiful image, we can't help but look at it." https://t.co/EDmN8iYTuJ
Apr 18, 2014
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My man Miles and I have a big high-five for you. http://highfivetheinternet.com/... #highfiveday
Apr 18, 2014
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Best thing I've read about the current climate around SF gentrification is @kimmaicutler's article: http://techcrunch.com/2014... Well done, K-M.
Apr 16, 2014
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Just made an ISA vs. PCI slot joke and now the room is getting spinny and now I'm having bad flashbacks about DOS not loading…
Apr 16, 2014
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Have I ever mentioned I have a fan? https://twitter.com/shellen...
Apr 16, 2014
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I could be wrong, but didn't Google Drive/Docs used to be great at opening Word & Excel files and now it's a horrible process filled w/pain?
Apr 16, 2014
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Tap tap tap. Delete. Delete. Delete. Me: …but they were funny! Conscience: We don't need the drama. You're not Colbert. Move along.
Apr 15, 2014
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.@RumsfeldOffice I did not care for your "PS: I'm also not sure if there were WMDs in Iraq or not."
Apr 15, 2014
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Do not play any April's Tax Day jokes on your CPA. Turns out it's not even a thing.
Apr 15, 2014
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Change all your passwords. Do it again. Faster. Last time we promise. Ok, maybe one more time.
Apr 15, 2014
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"You've Got A Terrible Reply to Write" probably wouldn't have been as successful for Hanks and Ryan.
Apr 15, 2014
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How a snorkel, Febreze or an astronauts suit weren't mentioned in this guide, I'll never know. http://www.bart.gov/...
Apr 14, 2014
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Next time kids are bumping the latest jam in the car next to you, crank this in response. http://open.spotify.com/track...
Apr 14, 2014
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As if to indicate the passage of time, my Boss DS-1 distortion pedal had cobwebs on the Duracell inside. #guitartalk #realtalk
Apr 12, 2014
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At a dog parade. Just like I was promised in all those brochures for suburbia.
Apr 12, 2014
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Here's my annual reminder that https://accounts.google.com/Service... is still a thing that Google chooses to run. No offense intended to the creator.
Apr 11, 2014
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12 years ago, this little guy made @ashellen & I parents. Happy birthday, Drew. https://twitter.com/shellen...
Apr 11, 2014
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Hard to believe 'License to Ill' was released 45 years ago.
Apr 11, 2014
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I loved hearing Tom Lehrer songs on Dr. Demento as a kid. "Tom is believed … to have invented vodka Jell-O shots." http://www.buzzfeed.com/bensmit...
Apr 10, 2014
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Had dinner with the cool kids building the very cool @getclef. In Oakland. Where they work. Every day. By choice! #eastbayrising
Apr 10, 2014
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My parents are some of the best pocket dialers in the game. Mad love for you @hoosierdadee & @tmshellen! #nohate
Apr 9, 2014
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Just passed a Chipotle, now I can't stop thinking about this @jimray tweet. Stellar work. https://t.co/1yfuXnXSKn
Apr 9, 2014
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Feeling glad I didn't pursue my end-to-end photo solution app idea today. I look forward to trying the much needed @carouselapp.
Apr 9, 2014
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Did Dropbox just name something after a Don Draper pitch?
Apr 9, 2014
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