Andy Bakun

Gentleman Hacker; Artifex; Raconteur; At Large; Coder laureate; Victim of Arbitrariness; people think I'm a Consummate Snowball Artist
RT @julienxx: Why I Love Basic Auth http://www.rdegges.com/why-i-l...
iamdevloper: “How can we improve this PHP code?” CMD A + ⌫ - https://twitter.com/iamdevl...
• @mountain_ghosts maybe, but at least a new, bug & security hole-ridden, yak shaving framework wasn't rolled. Programming, motherfucker.
• @mountain_ghosts it's amazing how quickly you can get something running using a language's first CGI lib, no "framework", and no bullshit
doltEvan: Wait, so one decent looking app comes out and sees its shadow, that means 1 more week of stabby. - https://twitter.com/doltEva...
radix42: .@RagnarWestad @iamdevloper @_subhojit_paul Its the 'http referer' of twitter comedy dev account names - https://twitter.com/radix42...
AviatoInc: We are opening up 3 futons for worthy applicants this summer. #BringYourOwnWeed - https://twitter.com/AviatoI...
doctorveritas: I wonder if we can start a rumour that "Homophobia" in German literally translates to "Sausage Hatred". - https://twitter.com/doctorv...
RT @rauchg: Extracting images from the reflection of a 39 megapixel photograph: http://www.plosone.org/article... http://t.co/gorC3vbdjd
RT @weelaura: *Rubs temples* No, @CNN. It's Richard III. King Richard III. Google him. Holy fucking shit already. http://t.co/GL01wuA7PL
I think that should be #rLLLp :-P - John (bird whisperer)
faris: Hiring priority test: can this job be replaced by a google doc? - https://twitter.com/faris...
• @jschauma @Zendo In-person key exchange? Should be leveraging @KeybaseIO
Twitter & Facebook hosting content, we used to call that "Compuserve", "AOL",and every other online service that existed before about 1993.
RT @jschauma: As a companies grow, the likelihood of establishing a monorepo approaches 1. This is a variant of Conway's Law.
"includes a DevOps portal"
sidereelLeah: “I am a cipher, a cipher wrapped in an enigma, smothered in secret sauce.” --Jimmy James - https://twitter.com/sideree...
nzkoz: The next time you think about tweeting about a competitor’s issues, remember @All_Crypt and their lost Dunning-Krugerrands - https://twitter.com/nzkoz...
RT @moonpolysoft: squad goals http://t.co/SLQijpfVa0
RT @natpryce: I'd find docker easier to use if images were files within my project directory and automation could be driven by make
williamkratz: @beerops Security engineers that do things besides tell you no!? - https://twitter.com/william...
beerops: If you say "we're disabling SSL" in a mirror 3 times, a security engineer will appear and fix your SSL config issues for you. #opslife - https://twitter.com/beerops...
iamdevloper: Developing a project with no version control is like driving with the 5-star wanted level in GTAV. - https://twitter.com/iamdevl...
MauryCompson: There's a girder from one of the fallen buildings from 9/11 in front of the courthouse. It inspires me to jail my fellow citizens - https://twitter.com/MauryCo...
The yaks are shaven in the bike shed, god damn it!
RT @gonzohacker: Are you thinking of implementing a rules engine? Don't.
Woah, I just remembered the 80s commercials for the Time-Life "Mysteries of the Unknown" series. Coincidence? https://www.youtube.com/watch...
RT @aussielunix: psa: don't run squid on RHEL 6.7 ! https://bugzilla.redhat.com/show_bu...
moonpolysoft: Grind code every day. - https://twitter.com/moonpol...
netw3rk: I want to see a movie where a robot gains consciousness and realizes its a loser and doesn't want to do anything - https://twitter.com/netw3rk...
jschauma: "a brand new $500K electron microscope; it's embedded controller running Windows-98. Granted it came infected with some long dead malware" - https://twitter.com/jschaum...
jschauma: "...a revenue generating website built in TCL and powered by aolserver. It's slated to be ported to .Net later this year..." - https://twitter.com/jschaum...
Current status: debating left-handed vs right-handed Slurpee Machines.