RT @thelindywest: "911, what's your emergency?" "I'M A RICH WHITE MAN WHO DIDN'T GET TO DO EXACTLY WHAT I WANT FOR ONE SECOND." "Have you tried bloviating?"
Jun 24, 2014
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RT @McDonalds_Uy: Hola @luis16suarez, si te quedaste con hambre vení a darle un mordisco a una BigMac ;)
Jun 24, 2014
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RT @holyfield: I guess any part of the body is up for eating.
Jun 24, 2014
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RT @truthknight: Would you like to hear a TCP joke? https://twitter.com/truthkn...
Jun 24, 2014
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"Don't Mess with Serbin" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
Jun 23, 2014
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"Man it seems like the stores put up their Witch Burning supplies earlier and earlier each year"
Jun 23, 2014
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"Some of the customs and traditions observed include Bird Wedding (25 January)... Witch Burning (30 April)" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
Jun 23, 2014
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The Sorbs? Who speak Upper and Lower Sorbian? And live in Lusatia? Are you sure you're not making this up, Wikipedia? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
Jun 23, 2014
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♫ a little voice inside my head said "Don't look back" / "You can never look back" ♫ - "The Boys of Summer" #solstice https://twitter.com/yesthat...
Jun 22, 2014
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Bosnia player names end in a "voiceless postalveolar affricate" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki... Nigerian names are from Star Wars "Amiobi Wan Kenobi"
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Twitter kept alternating between [switches to announcer voice] "the thrill of victory... and the agony of defeat." 🎭 https://twitter.com/yesthat...
Jun 21, 2014
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Spicy Hot V-8 + beer = wayyyyyy better than the canned Clamato "Chelada" 🍻🍅
Jun 21, 2014
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Panauan street hawker yelling, "DEEP-FRIED INSECTS! WE CALL THEM 'LAND SHRIMP!'" #TastesLikeChicken #JustCause2 https://twitter.com/yesthat...
Jun 21, 2014
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The Major gets her helmet scratched, and gives her assailant the OH YOU ARE SO DEAD look. #GhostInTheShell https://twitter.com/yesthat...
Jun 21, 2014
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The sudden realization that Spicy Hot V-8 juice is basically a Bloody Mary minus vodka. #Vitameatavegamin https://twitter.com/yesthat...
Jun 20, 2014
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RT @LastWeekTonight: A truly proud moment. RT @SciencePorn: Stephen Hawking and John Oliver https://twitter.com/Science...
Jun 20, 2014
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the twitters support animated GIFs directly naow? https://twitter.com/yesthat...
Jun 18, 2014
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don't know what the Stereolab song "Get a Shot of the Refrigerator" means http://t.co/tYIOof3OYI but I like to think it's about Instagram
Jun 17, 2014
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RT @BillGates: Some people may call you a nerd. I claim the label with pride: http://t.co/mUbniIAK8w #Stanford14 http://t.co/tv9ERqOTlK
Jun 17, 2014
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RT @heidimoon: Fighting clickbait heds, one tweet at a time. (@jackshafer on @SavedYouAClick) http://t.co/WoecQvQCMJ
Jun 16, 2014
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RT @PhizLair: I can't look at news sites anymore. ISIS executions, school shootings with a side of bunnies, dogs and cats. Madness
Jun 16, 2014
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sipping this Berocca like it was sapho juice. http://t.co/KFoDm9wCbK
Jun 16, 2014
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RT @PatrickSandusky: but he is telling me he will give Messi 30 mins to impress him! come on Leo show my old man his is wrong about beautiful game!
Jun 15, 2014
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RT @PatrickSandusky: when I was a kid my dad used to roll down the window of his car and scream 'communists' at kids playing soccer, so I have an uphill battle!
Jun 15, 2014
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JUST IN: In quest for continued expansion, Starbucks begins to colonize space https://t.co/mkawTzknSr (via @thegarance)
Jun 15, 2014
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A diner in the wee hours always feels a bit like Hopper's "Nighthawks," even if no one is wearing a fedora http://t.co/IY9QNhbXGo
Jun 15, 2014
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a pack of nerds has not been savaged this badly since Triumph the Insult Comic Dog stood in line for Star Wars http://t.co/1lQnPmPUv5
Jun 15, 2014
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"But the days of the Killer Cars were numbered, thanks to the miracle of Atomic Mutation." http://t.co/0wKaKkghYr #MontyPython
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"Who closed the gates to hold back the sea, when it burst from the womb of the earth?" - Job 38:8 http://www.newscientist.com/article...
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RT @Flatus74: They just put all the leftover letters on his shirt #BrazilvsCroatia https://twitter.com/Flatus7...
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RT @played_well: Cool tattoo. https://twitter.com/played_...
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