I wouldn't feel bad about being at work today if I were actually saving lives or something. If I hear one more person complain about having a stomach ache after stuffing themselves yesterday, I will scream.
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Epic. People amaze me daily with new levels of stupidity....
- Kamilah Reed (K. Gill)
*gets back in car and leaves ER*
- Ha3rvey (on hiatus)
Oops, sorry I dissuaded you from coming in for your inferior wall MI. My bad! :D
- Victor Ganata
But the gas....*explodes*
- Anika
*stops for tacos on the way home*
- Ha3rvey (on hiatus)
Turkey tacos.....*drools*
- Anika
The problem is all I'm going to tell you is that you have gas. There's really nothing you can do but wait for it to come out one end or the other. :)
- Victor Ganata
When you do end up having to go to the ER, please don't mention my name. :)
- Victor Ganata
Doctor's orders, Anna. Do it!
- Anika
DO ANYBODY NO IF VICTOR GANATA WORK HERE?
- Ha3rvey (on hiatus)
I wish I could double-like this thread.
- Andrew C (✔)
I can see it now. "So she had a stomach ache after Thanksgiving, and her doctor told her to eat more, and now her esophagus just exploded." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
- Victor Ganata
"Mr. Simmons, you see this light-colored area on your angiogram? That's cheese."
- Ha3rvey (on hiatus)
"During the previous week, van Wassenaer had suffered a particularly vexing bout of his usual stomach trouble. After three days of near fasting, though, he had felt well enough to treat himself to a sumptuous lunch. He tucked into veal soup and cabbage boiled with mutton, then devoured calf sweetbreads, spinach, a generous helping of duck, two larks, apple compote, and bread, all washed down with beer. Moselle wine had accompanied his dessert of pears, grapes, and sweetmeats." And the rest is medical history http://alumnibulletin.med.harvard.edu/fascino...
- Victor Ganata
I am laughing so hard, I'm almost crying. How in the hell did I miss this thread? I IZ SLACKING
- Hookuh Tinypants
Almost a year later and I still love this thread. (sorry, just found this link in my Delicious)
- Hookuh Tinypants
(The Harvard link's no good now, but I found the text in Internet Archive: http://archive.org/stream... )
- bentley