The toothpaste lid was screwed on crooked. This day is ruined.
Cross-threaded Colgate? - That's So CAJ!
ok. who did it??? - imabonehead
After a thorough interrogation of each family member, it turns out it was me only seconds earlier. - Josh Haley
there is no choice except that you must BURN THE BATHROOM TO THE GROUND (right after you burn Santa) - Stephen Mack
But where will the poop go? - Josh Haley
might as well kill yourself (ancient Norvig family proverb). - Laura Norvig
I never put the lid on, which cuts down on the hangings. - Todd Hoff