"This one is called "Hardest Job in the World" (that's not the twist), and it included a fake ad that ran Monday in the Times newspaper. Styled as a job ad, it said candidates must be willing to work 119 hours a week, be willing to learn on the job, ne tenacious with impeccable time management skills, be on call 24/7, have unlimited patience and be calm under pressure. The difference is, while American Greetings listed Mom's salary as $0, the Interflora ad said the salary is £172,000 a year, or about $260,000 a year. At least, that's what moms should earn—if they were paid 40 hours a week (plus 79 hours a week of overtime) in jobs like teachers, chauffeur, psychologist, housekeeper, head chef and personal assistant. Moms, try the calculator here, and see how much you should really be earning." - Jessie

Do you get to multiply per kid? :) - Anne Bouey

Of course, it's just "moms". What about the male parents who handle these things more often than their female counterparts? - COMPLICATED MR. NOODLE