Yay annual corporate health screening! Inevitable lecture about my BMI regardless of my fitness in 5...4...3...2...
Went much better than expected, mostly because the young girl they assigned to review my results with me was clearly new to the role and still felt timid about talking to people about their numbers. So it was all just standard "your number is this and the range is this, so it means this" spiel. She also told me I should eat more avocados because my LDL is a bit low. How can I hate? SHE WANTS ME TO EAT MORE AVOCADOS Y'ALL. - Hookuh Tinypants