Our new employee evaluation system includes some language for folks who aren't quite up to snuff. We think they'd make great t-shirts. Examples include:
WoH: Professor MOTHRA,
Anne Bouey,
vicster.,
Lisa L. Seifert,
chaz2b,
Stephen Mack,
Jim #teamFFrank,
imabonehead,
RudĩϐЯaЯïan,
John (bird whisperer),
Back to just Joe,
Eivind,
Big Joe Silenced,
Greg GuitarBuster,
Aloof Schipperke,
Katie,
Libraryman,
Sarah,
Steven Perez,
Soup in a TARDIS,
Christina Pikas,
Marianne,
ellbeecee,
bentley,
Rebecca Hedreen,
Brian Johns,
Marie,
Kirsten loves you,
Jenny H.,
Sir Shuping is just sir,
Jennifer Dittrich,
and
Jenica
liked this
"Easily distracted from task at hand."
- Ell Bee, See?
"Sometimes gets sarcastic or abrupt."
- Ell Bee, See?
"Will object to work when it interferes with schedule."
- Ell Bee, See?
"Frequently impolite."
- Ell Bee, See?
"Inflexible and noncompliant."
- Ell Bee, See?
"Finds problems but doesn’t solve them."
- Ell Bee, See?
"Frequently fails to achieve goals."
- Ell Bee, See?
"Needs oversight."
- Ell Bee, See?
We also liked this one for a departmental motto: "Quality is not a priority."
- Ell Bee, See?
LOVE
- Jenica
:)
- Ell Bee, See?
i'd wear a couple of those :)
- ~Courtney F
Reading the descriptions of unsatisfactory work was actually the best part of the evaluation process. :P
- Ell Bee, See?
If you don't have one that says, "Expects others to do his/her work" could you make it and send it to me?
- Jim #teamFFrank
Reminds me of "Works well under direct supervision."
- CAJ was here
:P to Jim.
- Ell Bee, See?
I would like one that says "frequently impolite" to wear in airports
- ellbeecee
Feel free to run over to Cafe Press or Zazzle with these!
- Ell Bee, See?
I worked with a client once where the overwhelming sentiment about employees was "everyone is very friendly, but not particularly helpful."
- COMPLICATED MR. NOODLE
"Poor impulse control" :)
- Ken Gidley
"Isn't quite up to snuff" :)
- LoisMarketing
Heh.
- Ell Bee, See?
The first 6 have been on my evaluations at every place I hated working.
- Anika
Others: "Does not pay enough attention to quality issues." "Needs to focus on reducing error rate." "Has not pursued necessary upgrades." "Interferes with coworkers' production." "Unwilling to learn how to improve." "Does not meet deadlines." "Often loses things." "Gets annoyed by customers with a lot of questions." "Presents a sloppy and uncaring image." "Customer relation skills need improvement."
- Ell Bee, See?
"Sometimes gets sarcastic or abrupt." - need this one
- Rachel Walden
"Frequently fails to complete pro..."
- Pete's Got To Go
+10 Pete
- walt crawford
is it bad that my eval would include many of those items checked?
- Stephan!e•CogSc!L!brar!an
"Dislikes interacting with others." "Has an unreasonably high opinion of own capabilities." "Has only a passing acquaintance with reality." "Thinks grooming is only for horses."
- YvonneM
*literally crying with laughter at 'Thinks grooming is only for horses'*
- Soup in a TARDIS
*dead*
- Ell Bee, See?
*evaluation season bump*
- Ell Bee, See?
Man, I still want a t-shirt that says "Frequently impolite"
- ellbeecee
Not paid enough to pay attention.
- Greg GuitarBuster
What font for the t-shirts? Comic Sans?
- Back to just Joe
I'd like a t-shirt with the whole list on the back, with a checkbox next to each one. Comic Sans would be okay.
- Greg GuitarBuster
...and the front of the teeshirt should say "EVALUATE THIS!" and a suitable sign of your choosing.
- WoH: Professor MOTHRA
I'd buy one. Front and back.
- bentley
maybe if we sold enough "frequently impolite" t-shirts we could save friendfeed?
- t-ra: sentimental gorgon
ooh, Greg. That's an idea.
- ellbeecee
Do we need some updated evaulation comments? Like, 'frequently copies all on email'
- Greg GuitarBuster
"Routinely writes 1000 word emails"
- Heather
(Y'all are truly the best.)
- Ell Bee, See?
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- Back to just Joe