Google's formula for success: Step 1) Make a beta web app, Step 2) ???, Step 3) profit
Steven Perez,
Iván Abrego,
John (bird whisperer),
Stephen Mack,
Brent Schaus,
Victor Ganata,
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Step 2a is to harvest all information for better ad targeting, step 2b is to sell ads.
- Andrew C (✔)
Step 4) kill project
- lris
The other day I realized that all of the Step 2's in all of the jokes like this are "sell advertising"
- Meg VMeg
I mean, it's not like this is a Web 1.0 business model of "lose money on every transaction, ???, profit".
- Andrew C (✔)
Yeah, it's the Google business model where you do something inexplicable with one of your products for reasons unknown and continue to make money.
- Scoble, Alex Scoble
Step 2c: Hire Louis Gray
- Johnny
Step 2d: Get a Scoble in the shower
- Johnny
You guys are like Richard Pryor trying to make Kryptonite in Superman III. Tar is not a suitable replacement for ??? :D
- Scoble, Alex Scoble
LOL
- Jennifer Dittrich
$ tar -xvf alex_scoble.tar.gz misc/
- Louis Gray
Watch out folks, Louis Gray just opened Pandora's Box!
- Scoble, Alex Scoble
Zip it.
- Laura Norvig
Step 5: get all users to use Google+ instead.
- Steven Perez