"Do not enroll your child in a private school. He/she will become a self-entitled sociopath. Do not allow your child to go to Hudson University. Do I even need to say why? Do not allow your child to have a roommate while attending college that is not Hudson University. Said roommate will sleep with her significant other and then murder her for jewelry. If your child stays in his room too long, it means he is in a cult. Don’t have a second child. The first child will try to kill him and pin it on you. Don’t keep your young children on a strict macrobiotic diet; they will end up in police custody because they were found eating pizza from a trash can, and will most likely be murdered by an older brother." - nandina