"The idea behind aromatherapy seems to be that certain combinations of scents can grant you the kind of deep spiritual connection and inner peace that could only be achieved in previous times by devouring an entire Sara Lee French Cheesecake." - Celia Rivenbark, _Bless Your Heart, Tramp_
"Home shopping networks use words like 'gal' a lot. It's a Yankee word. Southern women never, ever use the word 'gal' to refer to their women friends. 'Y'ole slut' is preferred by the bad rural perm set and is spoken with the utmost affection." - Ell Bee, See?
this post just reminded me i have a Sara Lee cheesecake in the freezer. this was knowledge better left forgotten. :/ - holly #ravingfangirl
*bump* - Ell Bee, See?