RT @fakelibstats: SURVEY: How do librarians warm themselves? A. Shelve books B. Extra Cardigan C. Cat hidden in pants E. Swig from flask
E, duh! Who do you think invented hollow book safes with flasks? You did know that "I just *love* books" was a euphemism, right? - bentley
Where's D? - Melly #FForever
No idea, Melly. - LB ❤s FF
To librarians, item D in a list is like floor 13 in a hotel. But we don't talk about why. - ellbeecee
I'm sorry but a cat hidden in your pants is just going to end in tears. And blood. - holly #ravingfangirl