5 Iconic Fantasy Characters Whose Bodies Wouldn't Work - Cracked http://www.cracked.com/article...
Rodfather,
Stephen Mack,
Maitani,
obe,
Hookuh Tinypants,
Andrew C (✔),
and
Jennifer Dittrich
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Nothing about the preposterousness of centaurs ;)
- Victor Ganata
See, I think they miss something important about the Minotaur -- maybe that's why he can't /leave/ the darn labyrinth! Hard enough when you've got a ball of string and forward facing eyes!
- Jennifer Dittrich
I dunno why, but I read that as "Final Fantasy" at first.
- Andrew C (✔)
I think the Minotaur is a weak argument. It makes some hard line assumptions about biology being literally a cow head and person body. The werewolf one was the same, but a little more reasonable.
- Heather
What's the deal with ents. They're mf'ing trees.
- Rodfather