RT @cxiaoji: 礼拜天一大早，房东老钱就打开YouTube看阅兵。胖子沉默良久，从他可怜的中文词汇中扒拉出两个字：Fifty cents？我说你小点声注意礼貌啊。老钱隔墙大喊：No！Self-paid fifty cents！