Aww, Akiva made me a fingerpainting for mother's day. How sweet.
Umm, that doesn't look like it was done with a finger.
- Scoble, Alex Scoble
ಠ_ಠ
- veo
SALTY MILK IS MY INK
- Akiva
Akiva, why is it that you always bring Simpsons references to my mind, but you don't like Simpsons references?
- Scoble, Alex Scoble
That's a Simpsons reference? I haven't watched that show in probably ten years.
- Akiva
No, I didn't make one because you don't like them.
- Scoble, Alex Scoble
It's not that I don't like them (or Holy Grail or Princess Bride references). I like the Simpsons, Monty Python, and The Princess Bride. I just get so exhausted by people acting like it's some kind of eyebrow-waggling secret handshake. It's essentially the same thing as telling a knock-knock joke and elbowing the crap out of the guy next to you to prompt an unwarranted guffaw. Everyone's heard it a thousand times before and no one is laughing anymore.
- Akiva
That's where you are wrong...I'm still laughing and I'm sure that others are too.
- Scoble, Alex Scoble
Laughing at the same joke over and over again is some sign of insanity, right? I think I read that somewhere on Wikipedia the breadth of which makes it automatically true. RIOGHTTAL:JGBbb
- Akiva
Some jokes only work through repetition. And what was the meaning of that word salad acronym?
- Scoble, Alex Scoble
I shake my head. Back, forth.
- Micah
'Wikipedia' wasn't a hint, Alex?
- Micah
MY SCOBLE'S BREATH SMELLS LIKE SOCIAL MEDIA FOOD
- Akiva
Rofl...I choo choo choose you, Akiva
- Scoble, Alex Scoble
ALEX TASTES LIKE BURNING
- Akiva
Akiva looks like ketchup and tastes like ketchup, but brother that ain't ketchup!
- Scoble, Alex Scoble
Yeah, you win. Those were the only two I know. I'd have to go to Google for more and that just ain't fun.
- Akiva
Oh wait, I know another: ALEX TASTES LIKE GRANDMA.
- Akiva
Oops, wrong aisle. I thought this was non-fiction.
- The Count
Yeah, I got nothing to beat that.
- Scoble, Alex Scoble