"Mesquite Smoked Salmon Pate, Little Pickles, Homemade Saltiness" - Uh..............what?
Maybe "saltines"? - Andrew C (✔)
Yeah, I realize that. The joke was the connotation behind "homemade saltiness"...........oh well. - Hookuh Tinypants
I got the joke. I think. - John (bird whisperer)
I am still sad that this one failed miserably, not just here but across multiple socnets. I am truly the only pervert left on the internet it seems. - Hookuh Tinypants
I am pure of mind and body. - Andrew C (✔)
That's not fair! I want to be pure of mind and body! - Hookuh Tinypants
"Hello, about this 'special sauce.'.." - Pete's Got To Go
Probably not much homemade saltiness with a little pickle. - That's So CAJ!
I didn't get the joke, but if it makes you feel any better, I totally misread "saltiness" as "stiffness" because there is something wrong with me. - Victor Ganata
well, home-made stiffness is a key part of the homemade saltiness process - Pete's Got To Go
FYI - this was an appetizer listed on the menu of one of the fancy restaurants in the area where I work (I've been tasked with finding a place for a department celebration). - Hookuh Tinypants