HA! - Gabrielle

"It's hard out there for beautiful young women without wealthy benefactors, which is why the Society of Single Professionals is hosting the American Sugar Daddy Convention, where rich guys looking for love will have a veritable gold mine of gorgeous prospectors. This fun night of mingling and dancing will also feature a keynote speech on "sugar daddy dating" from J.P. Rattie, CEO of PWG Management. One lucky lady will be named Miss Sugar Baby America, winning valuable prizes. So if you're looking for a wealthy bachelor or searching for a sweet young thing to treat like a queen, the Sugar Daddy Convention could be your first step to happiness!" - Tamara J. B.

That's dos muchos. Funny how cheap tickets are. - Tamara J. B.

the humor I find in this is only exceeded by its wretchedness - MoTO Boychick Devil