Spiderman Costume Union Suit - http://www.superherostuff.com/spiderm...
"People will stop yelling at you for standing on the sofa when you get the 60% cotton 40% polyester Spiderman Costume Union Suit! You'll be the protector of the Living Room, Silent Guardian of the Coffee Table, Lord of the Refrigerator. That's quite a title, isn't it? Emulating the flagship of Marvel's costume, the Spiderman Costume Union Suit has a drawstring hoodie, a zipper up the center, and almost functions as a professional wrestling outfit should you get caught in a cage match with the Macho Man. Like I said though...almost." - That's So CAJ!