When I'm in "trouble" my wife talks to me smiling and without moving her lips. She's quite a ventriloquist!
Feb 26, 2012
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Aryn Corley
Humor Columnist
Happy Anniversary to my darling wife, Andrea, it's been 17 years of madness and mayhem! #anniversary
Feb 25, 2012
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Before the invention of photography a picture was worth no words. #true
Feb 24, 2012
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RT @DamnedJuggler: That's me: Strip performer shares his creative griddle techniques in book http://www.lvrj.com/taste... via @reviewjournal
Feb 22, 2012
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Aryn Corley's Totally Normal Perspective regarding...: Clue. http://aryncorley.blogspot.com/2012...
Feb 22, 2012
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A dictionary is useless when I already know the definition of a word.
Feb 21, 2012
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RT @edeckers: I'm the closing keynote speaker at @INSAE's annual convention this year! (Sure hope no one leaves early.) http://www.isae.org/2012con...
Feb 20, 2012
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The men going into this furniture store all have a look of dread on their faces. #cha-ching
Feb 20, 2012
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The @ABC13 news chopper, AKA the @CaseyWeather 'Copter, just flew overhead.
Feb 20, 2012
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7 PM in Oslo.
Feb 20, 2012
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RT @TexasMonthly: Houston is America's Fattest City...again. http://www.tmdailypost.com/article...
Feb 20, 2012
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I'm studying like crazy for my final exam. I hope I do well...
Feb 20, 2012
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Explaining how Twitter works to my FIL. He says it's "...too much noise".
Feb 19, 2012
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I had some things which I ABSOLUTELY had to do. I got them done. Whew! #todolist
Feb 17, 2012
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I'm burning the midnight oil coming up with a side-scan sonar class for Texas Task Force 1.
Feb 16, 2012
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Nestlé Napalm. Yowch! RT @amorrisWNEW Scorched my mouth on molten hot melted chocolate. Valentine's Day is over.
Feb 15, 2012
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Last hour before I go and get Juvenile Units #2 and #3. It's going to be a party tonight!
Feb 14, 2012
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Autokorrektur liker ikke når jeg skriver på norsk. Hahaha. #dumbiPhone
Feb 14, 2012
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Null en to tre fire fem seks syv åtte ni ti. #jeglærerNorsk
Feb 14, 2012
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RT @BradPaisley: Happy VD everyone! Wait...that does not abbreviate all too well...
Feb 14, 2012
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Feb 13, 2012
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RT @followSarahG: GUYS. I got to sing a duet with a puppet!!!! Life goal completed. http://www.youtube.com/watch... @CorduroyCat17 #valentinesday #meow
Feb 13, 2012
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I was tuning a violin string and it broke. That sucks!
Feb 13, 2012
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I'm developing a side imaging sonar course for Texas Task Force One. It seems that I'm the "go to" guy in this area.
Feb 13, 2012
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Huge weight feels like it has been lifted. I just turned in my assignment early. Now... on to my sonar training course. #to-do
Feb 13, 2012
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I'm NOT organized by nature. However, I have to be in order to get these projects done. #deadline
Feb 12, 2012
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Juvenile Unit #3 is really progressing vocally. When I ask her to pick up her toys she says, "No" with great confidence!
Feb 11, 2012
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Just finished writing a job training assessment survey for my class. That's how we roll on a Friday night up in this mutha...
Feb 11, 2012
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Say, "Hi" to @CaseyWeather RT @ChloeDao: It's party time!
Feb 11, 2012
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