RT @HtownComedy: 2 open mics tonight. Sherlocks on w. Gray. Starts at 930. Crazy frogs 2 on the north side. Already started. My apologies...
Mar 26, 2012
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Aryn Corley
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I'm headed out to the lake to resume my water safety patrol. I don't like sunscreen, but I like melanoma even less. #hmph
Mar 25, 2012
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Juvenile Unit #3 must be Nancy Reagan reincarnated. All she likes to say is "no".
Mar 25, 2012
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I hope I can find a publisher for my children's book "Snow White and the Seven Paternity Tests".
Mar 24, 2012
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RT @David_Feldman_: Geraldo Rivera hates Hoodies, except the white Hoodies he and his buddies wear over their heads at Fox News.
Mar 24, 2012
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On TV, I just saw a young man apologize to her for posting an embarrassing video of her online. He is obviously a nitwit.
Mar 23, 2012
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I liked a @YouTube video http://www.youtube.com/watch... Firefighters in drag battle blaze.
Mar 22, 2012
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Great to be back home after two VERY busy days of law enforcement work. Some play time is in order.
Mar 21, 2012
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Schools opting out of "pink slime"? Next, they'll have employees washing their hands before returning to work!
Mar 19, 2012
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Headed to Austin.
Mar 19, 2012
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RT @TheBloggess: .@picadorbooks just announced that they're publishing my book in the UK. Yeehaw, Britain!
Mar 16, 2012
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RT @McGrathComm: My latest blog recalls a fave St. Pat's Day memory from my past! http://mcgrathcomm.com/2012...
Mar 16, 2012
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Big Time Rush is performing and folks over the age of 35 are finding it difficult to sleep. #Houstonrodeo
Mar 5, 2012
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Houston we have a problem... It's LOUD and Juvenile Unit #3 is asleep!
Mar 4, 2012
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Section 110, Row H. It looks like a UFO in here! Sensory overload! http://twitpic.com/8s358e
Mar 4, 2012
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This big fella was caught in the bayou in the middle of town! http://twitpic.com/8s1zy4
Mar 4, 2012
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Local bank gets robbed. Police caught the perpetrator. http://ksam1017.com/2012...
Mar 2, 2012
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RT @THEMOCOLLINS: FRIENDS!!! Come see my show tonight!!! 8 p.m. 10 bucks!! at Improv Olympic on Hollywood Blvd! We'll hang after at... http://www.facebook.com/permali...
Mar 2, 2012
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Aryn Corley's Totally Normal Perspective regarding...: ...generation gap. http://aryncorley.blogspot.com/2012...
Mar 2, 2012
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RT @THEMOCOLLINS: HEY EAST COASTERS!!! Watch "Last Man Standing" right now on ABC!!! My fiance Alex is guest star as the neighbor!! xo
Feb 29, 2012
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RT @mental_floss: Norway's Henriksen siblings Heidi, Olav and Leif-Martin were born on February 29 in 1960, 1964 and 1968.
Feb 29, 2012
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RT @CaseyWeather: I need your votes to win $2500 for @barriodogs You can vote once a day in Reliant'sRodeoRoundup https://t.co/1bbV3LVI
Feb 28, 2012
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Ha! RT @mrsnorheim No shit. Sherlock. #nrk
Feb 28, 2012
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RT @AllProDad: The Biggest Mistake Your Child Can Make :http://www.allprodad.com/top10...
Feb 28, 2012
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RT @mental_floss: 10 Great Masters of Tilt-Shift Photography — http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs...
Feb 28, 2012
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RT @HtownComedy: Laugh Attack Tuesdays-Comedy Open Mic Hosted by me @stevenpadilla78, Don Julio's 322 Westheimer Houston, TX 77006 Sign-up 8:30. Starts at 9
Feb 28, 2012
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RT @nascarcasm: JUST IN: Observing the exposure it's bringing #NASCAR, NFL announces starting with 2012 season, the 30-yard-line will be set on fire.
Feb 28, 2012
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My first critical analysis of my critical analysis course is how it sucks reading this excruciatingly BORING textbook! Ugh. #snoozefest
Feb 28, 2012
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My predatory need for food is causing me to notice EVERYTHING!
Feb 27, 2012
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When I'm in "trouble" my wife talks to me smiling and without moving her lips. She's quite a ventriloquist!
Feb 26, 2012
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Happy Anniversary to my darling wife, Andrea, it's been 17 years of madness and mayhem! #anniversary
Feb 25, 2012
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