A gun. RT @BillyHallowell Trip to Texas tomorrow. What to pack?
Apr 15, 2012
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Aryn Corley
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North Korea tested a missile. So now what? Do we cut them off from episodes of "Real Housewives..."? #sanction
Apr 13, 2012
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Although the weather radar doesn't show it the wind has picked up and we're getting a few drops. Lake Livingston is starting to "white cap".
Apr 13, 2012
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Studying for my final. Ugh.
Apr 13, 2012
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Juvenile Unit #3 is singing at the top of her lungs. Who needs a rooster? #riseandshine
Apr 7, 2012
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Juvenile Unit #1 is here in the bed watching me tweet. In 20 years, he'll be doing something more advanced than this. #tummybug
Apr 7, 2012
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#ff Sending some FF love to @McGrathComm (Noeleen McGrath).
Apr 6, 2012
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My sister will be performing at Carnegie Hall with "The Muppets". I hope she gets to meet Kevin Clash.
Apr 3, 2012
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RT @ciaobella50: #BREAKING #Tornado on the ground in southern Dallas County (photo) TAKE SHELTER http://twitter.com/UBtalki..." yikes! via @JessicaNorthey
Apr 3, 2012
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Wisdom. RT @McGrathComm RT @stevefurman: Trouble With 'As' and 'Than': http://topics.blogs.nytimes.com/2012... (Love this! Grammar geek alert!)
Apr 3, 2012
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Yesterday we laid a WW2 hero to rest. I was truly honored to know Jim and was equally honored to be a fellow veteran. #taps
Apr 1, 2012
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Sitting at my FILs house enjoying coffee.
Apr 1, 2012
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The Japanese have a word for when I sneeze: "Achookakke".
Mar 30, 2012
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Fitness test coming up soon. Sit-ups, push-ups, and a mile and a half run. Easy peasy lemmon squeezy.
Mar 28, 2012
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Really? RT @mental_floss Peladophobia is the fear of bald people.
Mar 27, 2012
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RT @2KingsTattooing: Really need to clean this freezer out. http://twitter.com/2KingsT...
Mar 27, 2012
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Have nothing but absolute LOVE for Ostioneria Michoacan at I-45 and Airline in North Houston.
Mar 27, 2012
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Miss her terribly. RT @WillBlackWriter Whats your view of Britain? I'd like to hear views from lots of places if possible. please RT
Mar 27, 2012
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RT @mental_floss: Ten years ago today, Milton Berle, Dudley Moore and Billy Wilder all passed away.
Mar 27, 2012
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RT @mental_floss: Twitter's bird logo is named Larry, for Larry Bird.
Mar 26, 2012
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It's freakin' hot! My ballistic vest does a VERY good job of keeping me warm in the Spring and Summer months.
Mar 26, 2012
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Tebow Gets Indigestion Frequently RT @SteveMartinToGo TGIF!
Mar 26, 2012
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My first favorite Norwegian word is "dukkehuus". My second is "blomsterstrategien". #norge
Mar 26, 2012
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RT @TheOnion: NEWSWIRE: Brand-New Heart Scalded By Cheney’s 1,000-Degree Blood http://www.theonion.com/article...
Mar 26, 2012
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Dødt batteri igjen!
Mar 26, 2012
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Truck running again. Now for the road...
Mar 26, 2012
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If you have a vehicle, then you have to get one of these. It rocks the house! http://twitpic.com/91l1sv
Mar 26, 2012
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My truck won't start... Time to get out the defibrillator.
Mar 26, 2012
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It would recite Shakespeare: "Toupee or not toupee..." RT @BillyHallowell If Donald Trump's hair could talk (fill in the blank)...
Mar 26, 2012
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RT @HtownComedy: 2 open mics tonight. Sherlocks on w. Gray. Starts at 930. Crazy frogs 2 on the north side. Already started. My apologies...
Mar 26, 2012
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I'm headed out to the lake to resume my water safety patrol. I don't like sunscreen, but I like melanoma even less. #hmph
Mar 25, 2012
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