RT @SallyHogshead: Japanese Steakhouse dinner with the kids. There is no bigger hit than the onion "volcano"!
May 10, 2012
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Aryn Corley
Humor Columnist
Other people's juvenile units are very entertaining today.
May 9, 2012
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Farm Bureau just gave me a nice umbrella as a way of saying "Thank You". Sweet!
May 9, 2012
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I'm doing a water safety presentation for about 400 4th graders. This is the fun part of what I do!
May 9, 2012
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... then there are those of us who DIDN'T go to Jared.
May 9, 2012
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RT @thatgamecompany: @awintory and @JenovaChen talking to the SCL about the history, sound design, and musical composition of #JourneyPS3. http://twitter.com/thatgam...
May 9, 2012
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Strange black cloud over Lake Livingston. I have no idea where this came from. http://twitpic.com/9ix22k
May 8, 2012
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The phrase "Whataburger has the best hamburgers..." came up in conversation yesterday. #whataburger
May 8, 2012
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The only way I know how to practice Yoga is to eat donuts using my feet.
May 8, 2012
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First to the District Attorney's office, then to 3 Spoons yoghurt shoppe with my female juvenile units.
May 7, 2012
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I'm probably too generous when I tip the waitstaff.
May 7, 2012
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Woot, Jenny! RT @TexasMonthly How @TheBloggess went from being an unpaid blogger to landing a book deal. http://www.texasmonthly.com/2012-05...
May 7, 2012
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Time to call an exterminator. The roachpocalipse must begin! #bugs
May 7, 2012
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I'll be in training today.
May 3, 2012
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Only legal in Owl City. RT @alex_ruiz I thought we agreed long ago that the song "Fireflies" should be outlawed
Apr 30, 2012
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Although our bodies are almost 60% liquid we still run like hell to get out of the rain. #fact
Apr 30, 2012
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Well played #pandora you found the trifecta of excitable music: Smashing Pumpkins, Rise Against, then The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.
Apr 30, 2012
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When my lifeless body is lying in state will someone please make sure I have my white iPhone headphones on? Thanks in advance.
Apr 30, 2012
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One of the worst courtroom sketches I've seen. Can I do better? Well, yes, as a matter of fact. http://twitpic.com/9fo737
Apr 30, 2012
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RT @billl_murry: For every RT I will be donating a $1 to the Iraq and Afghanistan veterans fund.This will end May 1 at 5 pm so get the RT in
Apr 30, 2012
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Coffee was made for Monday morning!
Apr 30, 2012
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Some folks just don't get it...
Apr 28, 2012
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Holographic Tupac made news, but I won't be impressed until they perfect the Holographic Freddy Mercury. #queen
Apr 26, 2012
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RT @TheBloggess: I just bought my own book in the airport book store just to tell the disinterested clerk that I wrote it. I am a complete dork.
Apr 21, 2012
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Sitting at Huntsville Community Theater waiting for "12 Angry Men"to start. #Fridaynight
Apr 21, 2012
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This Made me LOL! History Of American Politics (3/16/12) http://t.co/e3kPGJd2
Apr 19, 2012
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RT @David_Feldman_: Secret Service investigating Ted Nugent for his threats against Obama, but mostly to find out what Wang Dang Sweet Poontang would run them.
Apr 18, 2012
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Satan is on Voxer. Start Voxing!
Apr 16, 2012
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RT @AmyStark: Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. --George Carlin
Apr 15, 2012
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My wife and I are watching " The Tudors". However, we're spoiling it by googling Henry VIII. #tudors
Apr 15, 2012
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A gun. RT @BillyHallowell Trip to Texas tomorrow. What to pack?
Apr 15, 2012
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North Korea tested a missile. So now what? Do we cut them off from episodes of "Real Housewives..."? #sanction
Apr 13, 2012
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