Aryn Corley

Humor Columnist
I don't see what the big deal is about #radioactive tuna. I think glow-in-the-dark sushi is a GOOD thing.
Be careful! We are rapidly approaching hurricane season if you planning to visit in the next couple of months.
RT @Blickemlord: @ArynCorley A Tiger, in Africa? Must have escaped from the zoo... #montypython #zulu
Watching "Zulu" on Netflix. The sound of the spears hitting the shields as the Zulus advance is "spooky"!
RT @TheAlexSkuby: My oldest graduates high school today... WOW!!!!!! Time flies!!!!
RT @awintory: I suppose I should have included #JourneyPS3 with that link: http://austinwintory.com/ (and I'll toss @thatgamecompany into it also :) )
RT @mental_floss: 50 Awesome Photos of the Solar Eclipse — http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538... (via @BuzzFeed)
RT @LanceBurtonMM: Ok. Here is the best we will get in Vegas. Close to a full eclipse, but not %100. http://twitter.com/LanceBu...
RT @awintory: Hot off the presses; piano cover of "I was born for this" from #JourneyPS3; truly an honor to see this! Thank you kevin http://www.youtube.com/das_cap...
This HUGE king-snake was crossing the road in front of me. There's a punch line somewhere... http://twitpic.com/9mi5xz
RT @benrobbins: Look what @ROIToolman brought me back from Germany! He knows I have missed her so... #WantAnR8 http://twitpic.com/9mhp0k
RT @GordonRamsay01: Lucky number 7 well done to all the team @GRsteak Paris Vegas http://yfrog.com/nubo6jaj
RT @jeffvrabel: Are you a man? Do you like health? My @kennychesney cover story in June @MensHealthMag is now hitting "newsstands" http://yfrog.com/gyz5upp
RT @followSarahG: Happy Friday folks. Here's a love song to launch you into what I hope is a love-filled weekend. http://www.youtube.com/watch...
The great thing about wearing a uniform is that I never have to decide about what to wear!
Happy May 17th to all of my friends in Norway. #Norge
Okay. Dead battery in my work truck. Gotta go get a new one. :S #fail
RT @thatgamecompany: TGC just turned 6, & R staff has grown by 2, hooray! http://thatgamecompany.com/general...
RT @TPWDparks: RT @DavidSchechter: BIG GATOR: TX game wardens find deceased, 11.5 footer in Trinity River, Ft Worth. http://twitter.com/DavidSc...
RT @DamnedJuggler: I'm at the Edgewater in Laughlin 7 pm this Fri and @ Casablanca in Mesquite 7 pm Sat. Come say hi and see some funny juggling.
A friend of mine is looking for a web designer for http://www.hexrpg.com If you can, please help me bridge this gap.
#grimfandango RT @awintory "You're not the nurse..." "No, but I am here to ease your pain." "Guess they couldn't save me eh ..."
Flow, Flower, and Journey are the BEST PS3 games I've played in a long time! @thatgamecompany rules!
21 in a night brings the Dr. Right back. RT @digg_updates Three beers a day keep the doctor away http://t.co/pu3QADSs…
I'm sending my love to all of the moms out there! Happy Mother's Day, y'all! #mothersday
I'm excited about visiting my grandmother for Mother's Day. My Juvenile Units and I will also be visiting my mother's gravesite as well.
Sonora, Texas. The largest town where nobody is from. #texas
Overly tanned woman, to me, looks like a cooked turkey.
RT @SallyHogshead: Japanese Steakhouse dinner with the kids. There is no bigger hit than the onion "volcano"!
Other people's juvenile units are very entertaining today.