RT @Whataburger: Retweet if you love bacon #MeatCandy
Jun 27, 2012
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Aryn Corley
Humor Columnist
RT @TheAlexSkuby: http://www.youtube.com/watch... New movie trailer for the film SPADES I did :)))
Jun 26, 2012
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If I had an egg I could fry it on the hood of my truck. The bonnet for my UK friends.
Jun 26, 2012
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Working a double shift tonight. I wish it weren't so hot out here!
Jun 25, 2012
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The "Bird Room"? RT @BethStern I'm early! http://twitter.com/BethSte...
Jun 25, 2012
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RT @awintory: Thrilled to announce that #JourneyPS3 (along w/ Flower + flOw) will be available in stores this August! OSTs included! http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Jun 25, 2012
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RT @RosieH1992 The one of the most entertaining jugglers around http://t.co/OFRqha1E… @DamnedJuggler
Jun 24, 2012
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I just finished recovering two drowning victims. All personnel on scene did a really good job! #hatsoff
Jun 24, 2012
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My wife and kids are all coming back from their vacations. I'm cleaning the house to surprise them. #shhhh
Jun 23, 2012
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I'm going to eat Greek food in a few hours. OPA!!!
Jun 19, 2012
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I've got my training plan developed for tomorrow. Plus, I'm field testing a very nice vidcam.
Jun 15, 2012
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Right now, I can feel my future self looking back on all of this.
Jun 13, 2012
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It's nice to have to weekend off.
Jun 9, 2012
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Grill damage + driving fast = record license plate. Turns out driver fled from an auto accident. Good thing I got that info!
Jun 5, 2012
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RT @HtownComedy: @ArynCorley Shut the doors yesterday to do a remodel. No warning to HCU. HCU acted fast and found a new stage.
Jun 5, 2012
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RT @johnwessling: “@HouComedyUnion: HCU open mic is underway at a new location, Baker St Pub at 5510 Morningside in Rice Village. #RIP1952AWestGray”
Jun 5, 2012
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RT @BillyHallowell: Just spent about 20 minutes interviewing @pennjillette. Stay tuned for the interview on @TheBlaze tomorrow!
Jun 5, 2012
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RT @johnwessling: HCU open mic moved to Baker St. Pub at 5510 Morningside in Rice Village. Should be crazy. Sign up at 745, draw at 8, show starts at 830!!!
Jun 4, 2012
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Put Juvenile Unit #3's hair into a pony tail? Yeah, right. I'll dribble a football instead. #nothappening
Jun 4, 2012
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Time to get up and get the Juvenile Units to their respective summer-camp-ninja-training adventures. #summer
Jun 4, 2012
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RT @KTRKHouston: New @HMNS Hall of #Paleontology wows on opening weekend! Find out what makes it so special: http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk... @elissa_rivas13
Jun 4, 2012
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RT @Whataburger: Karl & Carol, Whataburger’s Biggest Fans, are visiting all 735 WB locations across 10 states! #FastFoodMania
Jun 4, 2012
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RT @johnwessling Bummed out that stand up comedy is dead at 1952-a west gray. RIP Laff Stop & RIP Sherlocks. Bad day for Houston comics.
Jun 4, 2012
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Sitting and waiting with Juvenile Units #1 and #2 for Men in Black 3 to start.
Jun 1, 2012
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Consider the source! RT @awintory Sweet lord ... the talent for #JourneyPS3 cover ... I am in total awe http://t.co/MHMGsWYE…
Jun 1, 2012
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RT @jeffvrabel: Easily the best picture of a breastfeeding stormtrooper you will probably see all weekend http://www.nickmom.com/blog... #parenting
Jun 1, 2012
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RT @DeborahForeman: not sure yet ... big grin ... RT @WyattBEarp: @DeborahForeman Do you see a visit to Texas in your future? :)
Jun 1, 2012
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RT @McGrathComm: In case you missed my inaugural podcast, Eat The Lens, with on-camera/ preso/ intv tips-- check it out! http://itunes.apple.com/us...
Jun 1, 2012
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I was breast fed as a baby. Mostly chicken breasts.
May 31, 2012
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The VidMic Vx2 is buggy and UNRELIABLE. I give it a 1 out of 5 rating. #police
May 30, 2012
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I don't see what the big deal is about #radioactive tuna. I think glow-in-the-dark sushi is a GOOD thing.
May 29, 2012
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Be careful! We are rapidly approaching hurricane season if you planning to visit in the next couple of months.
May 25, 2012
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