No Hablo Inglés. RT @ShellisPrepared PLEASE DO NOT RETWEET ANY OF OUR TWEETS. They are intended for their @ recipients only!
Jul 18, 2012
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Aryn Corley
Humor Columnist
My wife killed a snake today. Perhaps SHE should have been in the Garden of Eden. #genesis #gimmedatrib
Jul 18, 2012
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RT @askjillian: Big hugs to @BethStern and @HowardStern on such a tough day!!! You gave Bianca the best life ever!! Xx
Jul 18, 2012
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RT @bworley: My anti-SocialCam rant (with instructions for disabling) is here: http://news.yahoo.com/blogs...
Jul 17, 2012
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Kudos! I have 3, too. RT @johnwessling Guess what! I put another baby in my MRS! Kiddo #3 is due around Xmas... #sexTBD #nameTBA
Jul 17, 2012
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Jul 17, 2012
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RT @mental_floss: Where Do Seedless Watermelons Come From? — http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs...
Jul 17, 2012
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RT @flipash: Amazing how authorities can cut Springsteen off at 10.30, and they can't resolve my noise issues after 4 months
Jul 16, 2012
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RT @emilykateplus8: I added a video to a @YouTube playlist from @ArynCorley http://www.youtube.com/watch... Faith Hill and Tim McGraw receive a
Jul 14, 2012
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It looks like Juvenile Unit #3 will be benched tomorrow. Luckily, I have sick leave built up to stay home with her.
Jul 10, 2012
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RT @McGrathComm: Chicagoans-if you need a headshot-check out @simasays offering with the amazing @audiavision. He took my headshot! http://events.linkedin.com/parlay-...
Jul 10, 2012
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RT @awintory: Ready to record the orchestra for Horn tomorrow!!! http://www.facebook.com/photo...
Jul 9, 2012
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RT @HowToFascinate: The question is not whether we each have limits, but rather, what we will do when we reach them.
Jul 4, 2012
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RT @awintory: I am OVERJOYED to share that one of my most cherished projects to have ever worked on CAPTAIN ABU RAED is now streaming http://movies.netflix.com/movie...
Jul 3, 2012
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Just bought a punching bag, stand, and gloves "on the cheap". I can't wait to hit it!
Jul 3, 2012
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Money talks and its speech is protected.
Jul 3, 2012
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RT @bworley Critical info, Does salt water+ice cool beer fast+ how to open a bottle w/ only another bottle. http://news.yahoo.com/video...
Jul 3, 2012
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RT @DeadCelebrities: Andy Griffith is DEAD!!! Actor died at 86. http://content.usatoday.com/communi...
Jul 3, 2012
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RT @nascarcasm: Feel free to whistle this one all day. #RIPAndyGriffith http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Jul 3, 2012
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RT @Whataburger: We’re adding an under 550 calorie section to our menu! More options. Less calories. Same Big Flavor. http://twitter.com/Whatabu...
Jul 2, 2012
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Someone needs to invent "Tweet-n-Eat". Those look darn good, Amigo! RT @TheAlexSkuby http://yfrog.com/kj3z2wgj :))))
Jul 2, 2012
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How fun! Wish it was closer to Houston. RT @DeborahForeman On my way home from Fright Night Film Fest. Good Times
Jul 2, 2012
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Is it the release of "The Jerk 2"? RT @SteveMartinToGo So tiring. Another throng awaiting my proclamation. http://twitter.com/SteveMa...
Jul 2, 2012
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RT @cracked: 6 Famous Symbols That Don't Mean What You Think: http://www.cracked.com/article...
Jul 2, 2012
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When US currency fails, we should switch to something that holds its value. I propose #M&Ms.
Jul 2, 2012
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RT @David_Feldman_: Our radio show with Marty Short is now up on You Tube. Watch: http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Jun 28, 2012
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Here's the story about the double recovery I made last Sunday. Tragic. (BTW, the green truck is mine.) http://montgomerycountypolicereporter.com/...
Jun 27, 2012
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Can't wait to see it! RT @awintory: Another EXCELLENT review of @thetoddberger's brilliant film IT'S A DISASTER. http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review...
Jun 27, 2012
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RT @Whataburger: Retweet if you love bacon #MeatCandy
Jun 27, 2012
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RT @TheAlexSkuby: http://www.youtube.com/watch... New movie trailer for the film SPADES I did :)))
Jun 26, 2012
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