I just can't seem to make myself go to the gym.
Jan 9, 2015
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Ciaoenrico
Give me liberty, or give me food. Or kill me.
Richmond clothing company claims Forever 21 ripped off their designs http://globalnews.ca/news... Cool! Another reason to hate Forever 21!
Jan 8, 2015
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The cowardly #Charliehebdo shooting shows religion is far more dangerous than any music or video game.
Jan 7, 2015
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RT @mrpolyatheist: RT @SaifRRahman: Salman Rushdie's statement in response today's #CharlieHebdo shootings http://t.co/yPkq3vsbc2
Jan 7, 2015
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Stephan Planken
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You can't spell "funeral" without FUN! :) #FuckInspiration
Jan 7, 2015
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VALZONE#SCREWED
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RT @gamefrau: Biggest fear for most people my age: that the Red Bull will come out of the sea shouting "UNICORN! UUUUUUNICORN!".
Jan 7, 2015
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Slowly working on getting everyone I know to use BBM #TeamBlackBerry
Jan 7, 2015
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Christ but that Pittsburgh accent is ugly.
Jan 5, 2015
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Watched, "Jack Ryan: Shadow Recruit" yesterday. Despite the world's worst title, I liked it. Ken Branagh is such a fun director.
Jan 5, 2015
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RT @kevingawthrope: bein poor sucks. i have to stay at the #disneyworld budget resort #popcentury with all the other hillbillies now :( http://t.co/50WsEl33Ak
Jan 2, 2015
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How I used to express my boredom when I was in my 20s: "LET'S PLAN A MURDER!"
Jan 2, 2015
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Best thing about #HighSchool? Knowing that was as good as it got for most of those assholes, while I got way better looking. :D
Jan 2, 2015
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Former co-worker douche-bag bought #GoogleGlass with company money, now I have to figure out what to do with them. A giveaway, I guess.
Jan 2, 2015
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2015 will be the same shit, different year. So just get sloshed and pretend you'll change stuff. Happy New Years Eve
Dec 31, 2014
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John (bird whisperer)
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LB ❤s FF, esp. YOU
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It's ironic - I have little to no respect for people consumed with getting me to respect them.
Dec 31, 2014
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I like children dying of cancer. So I donate to Make-A-Wish instead of Children Cancer Research Fund. (Anyone else familiar with #irony?)
Dec 30, 2014
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"I have a passion for" also means, "I don't have any experience, but since you pay so much for this job I sure wish I did!"
Dec 29, 2014
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RT @gamefrau: For my peeps who never hear a nice word and get called "negative" by people who don't understand their job. http://t.co/Rgu77NYfCy
Dec 29, 2014
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Saying, "I have a passion for" anything really means, "I know this is something I'm supposed to think is important. Please hire me."
Dec 29, 2014
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Or zombie killing! If #WalkingDead had a sense of humor, they'd have a Christmas episode, killing walkers to "All I Want for Christmas."
Dec 26, 2014
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Mariah Carrey's "All I Want for Christmas" would sound awesome in a Nazi-killing montage in a WWII film. I don't know why. But it would.
Dec 26, 2014
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#AmazonMusic has this great app, where you touch pictures of music you want to hear, and then nothing happens. Yay!
Dec 26, 2014
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Why is it so hard to move a Microsoft gamer tag to a new email address!?! I've murdered an hour of my life trying to do this!!!
Dec 25, 2014
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At Denny's listening to Neil Diamond sing Christmas carols. Not sure if i'm offended as an atheist, or on behalf of jews for Neil's treason.
Dec 24, 2014
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I must still be sick. I feel evil.
Dec 23, 2014
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I hated my #teachers in grade school. I'm glad they didn't make much money. I'm glad they're probably dead. Bitches. #Bitter
Dec 22, 2014
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People SAY they hate #PassiveAggressive behavior. But if everyone actually told everyone else what pricks they really are, there'd be chaos.
Dec 22, 2014
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Shout out to AZ Plate # BJB5105 for clipping my car Wednesday night and RUNNING AWAY. http://t.co/ufxErSlbvU
Dec 21, 2014
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I'm giving serious consideration to using a typewriter, a burner phone and paying for everything in cash. The #NSA depresses me.
Dec 21, 2014
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