Dave Friedel

Technology Architect, Designer, Audiophile, Artist, Dreamer, Futurist
Star Wars Episode VII: Merchandising Unleashed
Star Wars Episode VII: Wheel Out the Original Cast
I love the smell of meetings in the morning.
Is it weird I love El DeBarge?
@helloross Are those easy to care for? (Meaning would i kill it?)
@yuckotheclown I'm never eating pork and beans again you bastard.
@yuckotheclown This week's Brickleberry was incredibly offensive. I had to watch it twice to be sure. Now where's that friggin island?
@theleanover youyou tax? I like this idea.
RT @YeshaCallahan: If Ebola had a face, it would look like Artie Lange.
Shocked Artie Lange is trending on Twitter, but it isn't about him overdosing.
.@midnight Don't make me lose respect for you @nerdist. Come on...
#RuinAComedian Tell them you liked their act.
Florida did not pass medical marijuana, because bath salts are way more popular there.
RT @AlbertBrooks: Obama has to feel good that at least ISIS didn't get elected to anything.
@meganamram After yesterday, be sure to add guns and god.
Rhode Island, I love you so much that you tried to write in "Al Dente" as a candidate. https://t.co/bhPIMINwvS
The feeling I have about the republicans controlling Congress, is like having to use Facebook because everybody's on it. "Ugh".
Republicans now control the Senate and the House. Sorry to ruin your morning.
The more I use Facebook, the less I want to use Facebook.
@theleanover Celebrity Apprentice will get some REAL ratings now.
It ain't over till it's over, but it's probably over. #Democrats #Election2014
@theleanover Someone has to. You are HIRED.
CNN just called the election. Romney won this time. #GoVote2014
Happy Election Day. Get out and vote, or else ISIS will come with Ebola and there will be Walkers everywhere. #Election2014 #TheWalkingDead
RT @MajorFlakes: Stop trying to make Ebola happen. It's not going to happen.
I apparently still don't understand how sushi menus work.