Dave Friedel

Technology Architect, Designer, Audiophile, Artist, Dreamer, Futurist
@dc_schmitter You probably didn't like it as a kid and now your subconscious retains that memory. #psychology
Kefir Gum
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he can feed himself. Because fishing is very easy.
Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and can feed himself. Because fishing is very easy.
@AnnieGaus All my devices have tape over the camera lens. Color tape to match each bezel.
@drkiki Hellllooooo! Philip, I'm high as a kite!
RT @jwoodham: This is really important, people. https://twitter.com/jwoodha...
{Something witty}
Just because you climb buildings and take pictures does not make you a courageous person. Try surviving cancer.
Keira Knightly posted topless photos to prove she's still famous. Daniel Craig will be next.
RT @VH1: Here's a bird wearing a teacup as a hat to remind you that life is indeed beautiful https://twitter.com/VH1...
RT @msdanifernandez: Toy Story 4: It Was Either This Or Another Cars
@Veronica I belong in a dystopian future. (the video editing was masterful)
Wow. Video from our dystopian future... "DIE ANTWOORD - UGLY BOY" http://www.youtube.com/watch... (NSFW)
RT @A_single_bear: I want to smell new things.
Remember "Newt" from Aliens? Yeah, she's 38.
.@AndyRichter is truly a crass act.
We get it. You discovered emojis.
@artiequitter Podcast with Crazy Alice?
@RachelsRantings Since you're married to the customer... bring 20's for him to tip instead. ;)
@RandiLawson You're my third favorite person on Twitter.
@RachelsRantings Make sure to bring home dollar bills for Mr. Rant.
.@artiequitter was supposed to be in Star Wars: The Force Awakens, but he posted some awful shit about Princess Leia.
Dune: The Force Awakens
Star Wars Episode VII: Goofy Shoots First
Star Wars Episode VII: Merchandising Unleashed
Star Wars Episode VII: Wheel Out the Original Cast