Brett Kelly

Married, Anglican Father of Two. Crappy Programmer, Crappier Writer. I work for Evernote. http://nerdgap.com
One nice thing about hanging out at church during my kids’ choir practice is being able to say Evening Prayer in the actual church.
Hovering over the “LOOK UP” button in the Southwest iOS app to check in for tomorrow’s flight and secure a good seat. And boring you, too.
Typing on my iPad in the passenger seat of my car with personal vaporizer and bottle of cold soda within reach.
Last time I’ll mention it, but I’m giving Instagram another go. I’m mrbrettkelly over there if you want to play along.
Getting back on Instagram for like the nineteenth time. I’m mrbrettkelly over there, if you’re interested.
Headache? Yep. Headache.
God already knows the desires of your heart. Thanksgiving for what you have is prayer well spent and nourishing to your soul.
If I wanted to gain a basic understanding of the fundamentals of electricity, what should I read?
Whiskey just before 4am. Like you do.
The disparity between the speeds I pay TWC for and the ones I actually get is absurdly big.
RT @olemoritz: Editorial 1.1 is out now. Here's my overview of the major new features, and more screenshots: http://olemoritz.net/whats-n... – It's a BIG update.
Now I guess I have to try Beats again.
Need, For Men Who Dislike Shopping But Love Fashion, Raises $500,000 Seed Round | TechCrunch :: http://techcrunch.com/2014...
The Parallels v. VMWare poll seems to *very* slightly favor Parallels, for those asking.
My pal @chartier is taking his @finertech up several notches. Can’t wait to see how awesome it is — http://new.finerthings.in/finer-t...
VMWare Fusion or Parallels for running Windows apps on OS X?
I wonder if Amazon carries any books on email marketing and segmentation... https://twitter.com/inkedmn...
RT @ta2yerface: “A jacaranda tree is like a beautiful girl that is always throwing up on you.” - @inkedmn
I hoped Amazon provided a KDP API for authors/publishers, but it doesn’t appear that they do. Blast.
A Review of OmniFocus 2 for Mac -- Shawn Blanc :: http://shawnblanc.net/2014...
Huge sigh of relief.
The worst thing that can happen to a paranoid person is to be right exactly once.
The worst thing that can happen to a paranoid
Not that I’m angry.
Anybody planning a thing where people watch the WWDC Keynote in SF? My regular crew is going to some “exclusive” thing and I’m not invited.
Snazzy @OmniFocus 2 Perspective Icons — https://github.com/deaghea...
I’m going to be in SF 6/1 evening through 6/3 afternoon. Give a honk if you want to grab a beverage, etc.
Huge nerdy thanks to @ttscoff for allowing me to sully the good name of his Systematic podcast this week: http://5by5.tv/systematic/98
If anybody needs me, I’ll be over here swooning. https://twitter.com/inkedmn...
I’m no slouch when it comes to computers, but I feel like a complete dunce every time I open Microsoft Excel.
Breakfast with @JBarakWright is always an adventure.
I know this will offend my fellow beer snobs everywhere, but Pacifico with lime is my current go-to.