Brett Kelly

Married, Anglican Father of Two. Crappy Programmer, Crappier Writer. I work for Evernote. http://nerdgap.com
Breakfast with @JBarakWright is always an adventure.
I know this will offend my fellow beer snobs everywhere, but Pacifico with lime is my current go-to.
Preparing to make my second guest appearance on @ttscoff’s excellent Systematic podcast. Should be out tomorrow, if the wheels stay on. Yay!
If you’ve been losing sleep wondering what I carry around when I’m out and about, today is your lucky day: http://nerdgap.com/everyda...
Now that I have the time to watch television, I’m even less inclined to do so than when I didn’t have the time.
Kyrie, eleison.
Clean daughter’s vomit out of the back seat of car. Check.
One of those days.
If you find somebody who is willing to put up with your crap, be willing to sacrifice, fight, and die for that person. And never stop.
Pretty jazzed to be in SF a week from tomorrow for WWDC and, more importantly, lots of good times with good pals.
A few feet from me, a beautiful woman is staring across the table at a guy who is staring at sports on television.
I don’t understand why people like UFC.
Also, eating after running is awesome.
I’m surely betraying my own lack of refinement, but IMO there aren’t many meals that aren’t improved by adding a dill pickle.
The complete Airport Express Troubleshooting Guide: 1. Reset it. 2. Get “unexpected error” messages. 3. Repeat until it works.
I should just make “Fix janky Airport Expresses” a weekly recurring task in OmniFocus. Ugh.
I’m interested in buying Cards Against Humanity in the next hour. What are my options?
“What do you mean you aren’t interested in spam and junk mail so you can save $.30 on that box of Cheez-its?”
That thing where the cashier is shocked that I neither have nor want a rewards card.
Tear-soaked alleluias.
My kids’ charter school gave us a copy of Oregon Trail that will only run on OS 9 and all we have are Macs running 10.8. Thanks, Obama.
MAS keeps telling me that @OmniFocus 2 is unavailable in the US app store. Wha?
RT @kcase: OmniFocus 2 for Mac has shipped! http://www.omnigroup.com/blog...
If you have young kids, sleep next to them every so often. It’s good for both your souls.
Resurrecting my Instapaper account. Heaven help me.
Haven’t clicked this in years. Excited to do so. https://twitter.com/inkedmn...
Patience is hard, you guys.