RT @fakelibstats: SURVEY: How do librarians warm themselves? A. Shelve books B. Extra Cardigan C. Cat hidden in pants E. Swig from flask
Feb 22, 2015
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E, duh! Who do you think invented hollow book safes with flasks? You did know that "I just *love* books" was a euphemism, right?
- bentley
I'm sorry but a cat hidden in your pants is just going to end in tears. And blood.
- holly #ravingfangirl