Gabrielle

Oh great. Here comes the fight. #TeamCilantro - Akiva

Also known as dishwashing soap and vodka? :D Just kidding, I love cilantro. But if you're a mutant that's what it probably tastes like. - Victor Ganata

It tastes vile!!! But, yes, to my cousin, very refreshing and yummy. - Gabrielle

<3 - Gabrielle

http://zenpencils.com/comic... - OCoG of FF, Jimminy

Hahaha - Tamara J. B.

HA! - Gabrielle

"It's hard out there for beautiful young women without wealthy benefactors, which is why the Society of Single Professionals is hosting the American Sugar Daddy Convention, where rich guys looking for love will have a veritable gold mine of gorgeous prospectors. This fun night of mingling and dancing will also feature a keynote speech on "sugar daddy dating" from J.P. Rattie, CEO of PWG Management. One lucky lady will be named Miss Sugar Baby America, winning valuable prizes. So if you're looking for a wealthy bachelor or searching for a sweet young thing to treat like a queen, the Sugar Daddy Convention could be your first step to happiness!" - Tamara J. B.

That's dos muchos. Funny how cheap tickets are. - Tamara J. B.

the humor I find in this is only exceeded by its wretchedness - MoTO Boychick Devil

Didn't even need to click on the link. The picture alone was enough for me to pull the trigger. So to speak. - Akiva

"What, you never seen a black mer-man, motherfucker?" - Rodfather

Finally just clicked through to the article itself and you can collect my corpse at any time. - Akiva

Also, if I wasn't all in with the Carl thing, I would totally make Jackson-as-Bambi my user icon. - Akiva

Kickstarter got me again!! - Gabrielle

As if I needed more reasons to love her. - Hookuh Tinypants

Gatorade is horrible. I drink Mama Chia drinks before and after workouts! - Tamara J. B.

Hookuh - I agree completely. I'm got gonna turn it down when somebody hands it to me in the middle of exercise! But if I'm spending my own money on mass quantities I'll choose something else. - Brian Johns

soft dreams - WarLord

Girrrrl. Anyone who bails on you for Outside Lands should be shot on sight. Trust. - Hookuh Tinypants

I think anytime is the best time to drink wine. :-) - John (bird whisperer)

If the word ends in "day" it's the right time for wine - Elena

*pours John a healthy pour* - Derrick

I'll pass on the tea, but churros sound good. - Tamara J. B.

and, just like that, i want tea and churros. - Big Joe Silenced

Amanda Palmer: Dear Daily Mail - Gabrielle

Oh hells yes. - Jenny H.

Woah! I've seen pictures of her with no or minimal makeup before she became famous, and the new photo looks NOTHING like her. She looked really pretty and healthy. Maybe it's cause she was a healthier weight back then? Or it could be the pose as well. - Shevonne

It reminds me strongly of the 'porn stars without makeup' meme that was going around a while ago. Anyone with really heavy makeup will probably look very different with it completely off. For me, the eyebrows are the most striking. - Jennifer Dittrich