Vinyl record folks, this will break your heart: http://www.dustandgrooves.com/norton-...
Lookout, I.T., I’ve had coffee. #dayjobocalypse
Happy birthday to my lovely and tolerant wife, @micala :) :)
Won $3 profit from Powerball. Finally can self-pub with S&S. loljk, they charge a lot more. #notavanitypresshonest
Barkeep!! -slaps the bar-
Lol Simon & Schuster. No thanks.
Dear Daughter by @mightymur http://murverse.com/dear-da... I rather liked this.
It just got magical up in here. #weathertweet http://instagram.com/p...
Dark Knight Strikes Again is so, odd.
TOOTHFAIRY, ABORT! The bear is NOT hibernating! Do. You. Copy? The bear IS AWAKE! Back outta there, quiet and slow! Do it now!
Current bedroom discussion features the phrase “Silent Raspberry P” and lots of immature giggling. #marriedlife
little miss making salt-dough ornaments http://instagram.com/p...
I could sense the eggs become excited then devastated as I reached past them for the stuffing balls. #fridgeprobz
Brb, reducing my giblets.
1) be thankful. you had help. 2) deglaze with port. that junk is delicious.
Bird watch: Turkey internal temp is now 64deg F. Looks like stuffing and BigMacs this year. #thanksgolding
Got a 24lb bird. Roasting should finish up about dawn, on Tuesday. #thanksgolding
RT @JamieOber: @reginaldgolding Our last thoughts as our planet dies will be "My God...why did we let Martha Stewart have nanotechnology...."
Watching Pixar’s “Up”. I’m nearly to tears. Kid reviews it, “Old Man VS Old Man.”
Martha Stewart uses nanotechnology in her glitter products. We will never NOT appear magical now. #zing
Dishes drying, floor vac’d, martini poured. Tweet sent.
Bourbon in the pie? Hell yes, bourbon in the pie! #reginaldgoldinghellyes
action shot. shameless and unapologetic grinding. #coffeeporn http://instagram.com/p...
Considering the merits of recycling asthma inhalers for nefarious coffee dosage delivery purposes.
I have altered the Chex Mix recipe. Pray I do not alter it further. #doublesauce #reasons #seasons
When you’re rushing to finish your coffee because you’re in the Starbucks drive through queue.
Someone. Please. Remind me to pick up some number fours. Situation gettin dire. #coffeeprobz http://instagram.com/p...
Wow. Took awhile to like all the #bowlnoodle posts on Instagram. Also, MANY people enjoy the Kimchi variety WITH a fruit drink. #humans