Someone. Please. Remind me to pick up some number fours. Situation gettin dire. #coffeeprobz http://instagram.com/p...
Wow. Took awhile to like all the #bowlnoodle posts on Instagram. Also, MANY people enjoy the Kimchi variety WITH a fruit drink. #humans
RT @MattFnWallace: In which I take to Tumblr to offer facts, data, and conclusions on one man's self-publishing misadventure: http://t.co/DsL0cxI4
This #gaza stuff rips me apart. I know that they'll never work this out, but, I always wish they could.
Because instructions R teh hard. #PRESSHERE #NOTTHERE http://instagram.com/p...
Portrait of the arteest. http://instagram.com/p...
When @micala travels, pickin's get slimizzle. Why does the Hellmann's appear ashamed? #busted #sweetNhotNsou http://instagram.com/p...
Everyone loves the monkey. “@AckAckMacaque: At 599 followers. Who will be next to join my monkey army?”
First time hearing the song “Hocus Pocus” by a band called Focus. What is wrong with people. Prog Yodelling?
Pyrex graduated measuring glasses will bounce three times before harmonic resonance results in catastrophic http://instagram.com/p...
lolz RT @BRIANMBENDIS: the dude on CNN is so happy about his giant ipad. icarly has one too, dude.
“Feel how thick all my money is,” she says. I may or may not be losing. #dogopoly
Dogopoly and election news. #winwin http://twitter.com/reginal...
Count 'em up, tally man. http://instagram.com/p...
You know it's #nanowrimo when you see your socks across the room and your instinct thought is, "Right, hedge http://t.co/uZZPCayD
Yep. RT @ScottDJensen: just when I start to get discouraged, I remember that I don't have time for that trash
Putting my waiting-on-hold-fu through its paces. ding! fifteen uninterrupted minutes chime. #dayjob
#singleparenting tip. Silly Putty is very easy to remove from hair, just pull vveerryy slowly. #magicalpolymers
Not 2hours into #singleparenting and we’ve already had a …situation… featuring Silly Putty behind an ear and hair entanglement. #dadofyear
Wasn’t V for Visitors?
N for Napdetta
Are breakfast naps a thing? #menubrowse I may order a couple.
#nanowrimo Awkward moment where many of your buddies are SCHOOLING you on wordcount. #stillmakingquotathough
Early trip to the airport is early.
RT @ChuckWendig: You have a free hour tonight. Use it wisely. Write something. Have unusual sex. Read a short story. Learn karate. Fight a kangaroo.
Soup Boost Packet. Brilliant. #totesjustboostedmysoup
BOWL NOODLES by NISSIN, Hot&Spicy with SOUP BOOSTER packet, I think I love you.
Going to win #nanowrimo this month by logging WC in batches of dozens. #slowgrind
Remember OMNI Magazine? Me too. Go read them all: https://t.co/bZX5CGGY
My kid just delivered to me a slice of pie, kneeling on one knee, then, smiling silently, backed out of the room before turning her back.