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I'm closing the "...in my pants" thread once it reaches about 500 or so.
Don't close your pants, I just got here and I'm warming my hands up... To type - Johnny
tehKenny
"Song Title" + "...in my pants." GO!:
Good Vibrations .. in my pants. - tehKenny
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Rape Me... in my pants (courtesy of my wife) - Roger Benningfield
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"No, no, no, son. You're getting better." If I ever saw you place any value at all, whatsoever, in the concept of "better" or "good enough", I wouldn't be so fucked up. Fuck off.
tehKenny
James — "Destiny Calling" - http://www.youtube.com/watch...
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I needed to hear this. - tehKenny
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I feel fantastic.
tehKenny
Damnit, looks like I have to reschedule the orgy.
my pencil broke - Akiva
tehKenny
"Swag" has just replaced "quintessential" as my favorite word of all-time. This is #importantinformation
tehKenny
Ugh. Internet, I don't like you right now.
I rarely like mine except when it leads me to naked women....wait, what? - Just Mrs. V
Yeah...I know :o) - Just Mrs. V
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WTF is StumbleUpon? (No really, I almost forgot.)
It's what I do to things on the floor when the baby starts crying at 2:30am. - Marty
Had it. Dumped it. Never looked back. - Just Mrs. V
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Oh my god. Nothing quite like realizing the life-changing advise you should have taken came from someone who's now dead. :'(
The ghost of Plato forgives you. - Akiva
tehKenny
Wow. Lemme see, I could be working OR I could continue writing the most important thing I've ever written in my entire life. Hmmmmm....
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I WILL BITCHSLAP THE NEXT PERSON WHO COMPLAINS ABOUT E-MAIL SPAM. IT'S CALLED A DELETE BUTTON. USE IT AND GET ON WITH YOUR FUCKING LIFE.
It ain't exactly like you're gonna say anything new, funny or interesting about it. So STFU. - tehKenny
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Okay, I'm at work now. Let the crippling self-doubt begin!
Don't let it take you without a fight ! - Mo Kargas
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Why must all special effects be "shiny"? I mean, really.
That's how you get the A.D.D. crowd attention. - Outsanity
It's how you bore the fuck out of this ADD kid. I mean, really. - tehKenny
Plus most movies don't even try anymore. - Outsanity
tehKenny
Yeah, that was PRECISELY what I needed right now.
I just love it when I'm going through a crisis and someone I look up to decides it's time to give me a swift kick in the ass about the one really good thing in my life (no matter how crappy the one thing is.) - tehKenny
tehKenny
Elitism about shit that doesn't matter should be a punishable offense.
I am sorry, but using contractions is so gauche. *turns up nose in snooty manner* - ωαřмaiden ❤Bassetmom❤
tehKenny
They'll probably come and take my dork ID from me for saying this, but I don't like They Might Be Giants.
say what? - VALZONE#SCREWED
Who? - Rahsheen
tehKenny
Wow. Caffeine isn't just a stimulant, IT'S A FULL-FLEDGED ANTI-DEPRESSANT.
tehKenny
I am aboutthisclose to running out the damn door of this house screaming and never coming back.
What's wrong, Kenny? - Scoble, Alex Scoble
[I apologize for all of this WAH lately, but I've never felt this awful in my life]. - tehKenny
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Oh fuck it. Alex, Victor, you're both getting hidden.
Liek nao. - tehKenny
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Yeah, well. Yeah. - tehKenny
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Anybody remember this tehKenny? :::sigh:::
It was just fucking February, damnit! - tehKenny
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No comment.
tehKenny
DO ANYBODY NO HAS ANYONE REALLY BEEN FAR EVEN AS DECIDED TO USE EVEN GO WANT TO DO LOOK MORE LIKE?
???? - Outsanity
Now that's Engrish. - Outsanity
tehKenny
In times of upheaval and crisis in my life, it's always good to know that some things don't change. (Mary Carmen is uber-hawt.)
*blushes* Thanks, sweetie. - Mary Carmen
tehKenny
"Self-love is the unwavering, unconditional love and respect that you have for yourself that is so deep and solid that you only put yourself into situations and relationships (including the one you have with yourself) that reflect that same unconditional love and respect."
tehKenny
"I think if life were to get normal all the sudden for me, I wouldn't know what to do with myself." — Just Katie. You and me both, sister. :::sigh:::
((((Kenny)))) It's making us strong, that's fer damn sure - Just Mrs. V
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GODDAMN, I HATE THE NEWS TODAY.
FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. FUCK. - tehKenny
tehKenny
So, you mean to tell me there's not a polite way of punching my father right in his stupid fucking face?
Hear hear. - Mike Nayyar
I'd say it rests between polite and rude. :-/ - Jonathan Hardesty
tehKenny
MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE. Thank you. Ahem. I feel the need to tell you all one very important thing. And that very important thing is this: Raxacoricofallapatorius. Thank you.
tehKenny
I am having difficulty determining my state of whelmed-ness. Is this a symptom of too much caffeine?
tehKenny
One of my all time best jokes: I was in a costume making class for my theatre degree. We had to take a test identifying different fabrics. "Hey man, ya ever take a test before? Hey man, ya ever take a test..... ON TWEEEEEEEEEEED?"
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Okay, someone is really making my day. :)
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