tehKenny

hi.
One of my all time best jokes: I was in a costume making class for my theatre degree. We had to take a test identifying different fabrics. "Hey man, ya ever take a test before? Hey man, ya ever take a test..... ON TWEEEEEEEEEEED?"
Okay, someone is really making my day. :)
Ugh... Everyone I generally talk to about stuff is depressed, too.
tehKenny needs snuggles. The line forms to the right please.
::::snuggle, snuggle, snuggle:::: - Just Mrs. V
YAY MOAR SNUGGLES! - tehKenny
Okay, World Cup is over, everybody. Back to being geeks.
I'm coming to the realization that I'm not just fucked up. I was emotionally abused and emotionally self-abused. #thereIsaidit
(((tehKenny))) - LB ❤s FF, esp. YOU
*hugs It's a brave thing you just did - Shevonne
Ugh. HEY tehKENNY! GET OVER IT ALREADY! PLZKTHXBAI!
Wait a minute? Did I just say Bai to myself? - tehKenny
I'm going to kick ass and take names. I'm going to conquer my demons and take on the world. I'm going to be the master of my domain and a jack of all trades. But, right now, I gotta take a nap.
"You seriously need to love the hell out of yourself. Because theres nothing that isn't worth loving. It starts there. Ya know." - Crystal Worley
Goddamnit, I think I love her. - tehKenny
She's adorable! - Just Mrs. V
Crystal: I'm just not understanding something. Why does what I think of you have a spot in your mind amidst all the things you're dealing with pesonally. I mean, honestly what I think of your situation shouldn't matter to you. Me: Precisely because you say things like "You say 'I miss you' and my heart flutters." I wanna know why that is. I feel like such a goddamn shlub most of the time so I wanna know what it is about me that causes that. Crystal: If I could put my finger on it, I'd steal it, bottle it and throw it on you the next time i saw you. lmao. - tehKenny
Johnathan Coulton songs have been given free room and board in my head for days. Somebody help me with the eviction.
Starting with motherfucking "Mandlebrot Set". Goddamnit. - tehKenny
I'm trying not to cry right now.
Today, at around 11 a.m., I remembered a recurring nightmare I've been spending most of my life trying to forget. Now, I realize how much trying to forget this nightmare has hurt me instead of looking it dead in the face and dealing with it. - tehKenny
Facing fears is really tough, it's a brave thing to do. - Heather
I wrote out basically what the dream is: "I am doing something incredibly banal. Maybe I'm just sitting and reading some nameless book, writing a letter, doing a crossword puzzle, enjoying a nice cup of tea. Maybe I'm just sitting and thinking. I blink my eyes and I'm surrounded by a faceless crowd making a horrendous sound. I can't hear what any of them are saying or if they are even saying anything at all, but I know it is directed at me. What I can discern is hate. There is a palpable hate coming off of this crowd and it centers around me. They hate everything there is about me, they would rip me apart if they could but they do not seem to be able to do that. At least, they cannot do that now. I just stand soaking it in, because I can do nothing else. A man in a guady outfit stand next to me and I look at him. He makes no sound but still I comprehand the order. He is demanding a task of me. And when I see it I know it is impossible. Every time, it is different, but every time, it is the same. It is a completely impossible task. Possibly jumping an impossible gap or fitting myself into a box far too small for myself. With each passing instant, my sense of despair and hopelessness grows. "I will never leave here and I will continue failing at this forever." - tehKenny
THEY ARE RE-RELEASING "TITANIC" IN 3-D. I MAY NEVER WATCH ANOTHER MOVIE AGAIN. http://shakespearessister.blogspot.com/2010...
Fuck. - tehKenny
I have arrived at work. Of course my flight to anywhere else is delayed six hours.
HOORAY FOR THINGS SUCKING LESS!
Finding it very hard to justify the fact that I am not currently drinking bleach.
Got laid last night. HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY EVERYBODY!
Were there fireworks? - Jack&Cleo
Heh heh heh. Definitely explosions... :::runs, hides::: - tehKenny
As I'm watching this video of a guy singing Still Alive on a talkbox, it hits me: a talkbox is the exact opposite of autotune.
Wow, if this is the stuff I'm thinking sober... - tehKenny
My brain DOES hate me tonight. - tehKenny
Momo -- Let's go watch some porn.
COMMENT THAT WOULD HAVE GOTTEN ME IN TROUBLE: It's like the entire world has become some vast scientific laboratory hellbent on creating the one single piece of media which bnngs my interest level to its absolute nadir.
My brain doesn't like me.
Update: still doesn't like me. - tehKenny
::::Sigh:::: Jack Harkness...
Excuse me, CAPTAIN Jack Harkness. - tehKenny
Dailymotion - Natalie Merchant - Wonder - une vidéo Musique - http://www.dailymotion.com/video...
I wouldn't change a single fucking note of this song. Not one. At all. Why is this song so good? - tehKenny
And why don't I listen to it more? - tehKenny
Plot of all five Final Destinations: People die. The end.
Not even "killer kills people." Just "People Die". - tehKenny
Give me seven more Saw movies. Just please spare the world this. - tehKenny
"1300 pages aint shit! three words.... WHEEL OF TIME" — General Asshole, "three words.... ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER" — tehKenny
Every time i see someone go on about some Epic Fantasy Whatever they've read about orcs and demons and magic challises, I think "what the fuck does that have to do with me?" How can that shit not bore you half to death? Really. - tehKenny
If I wanted to immerse myself in unbelievable fiction about magical realms, I would have remained a Christian. At least Harry Potter was clever. - tehKenny
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Why :( ? - Colette
:( -hugs- - Colette
JUST POSTED THIS TO FACEBOOK: Completed one of my long standing life's goals and all I get in response is a bunch of dick measuring and no "likes". SO, we're going to try this again: "'Hurrah for Karamozov!' Holy crap, I just finished a 1,300 page book! Cross THAT one off the Bucket List!"
So, did you like it? - Eivind
It was really, really good. It was. I can't believe I actually want to read MORE of it now that it's over... or maybe read it again as less of a mountain, and more for pleasure. - tehKenny
I must re-read it one day. I only read it because I felt bad about just reading the Inquistor chapter ;) I am reading 'House of the Dead' at the moment. - Pete's Got To Go
Hulu - Fetishes - Watch the full feature film now. - http://www.hulu.com/watch...
"Hurrah for Karamozov!"
Oh my God. I just finished a 1,300+ page book. - tehKenny
UGH. Announced this on FB and all they can do I compare dicks over the longest books they've read and argue over the correct spelling of Canterbury. HEY GUYS, I JUST FINISHED THE INTERNET *CLICK*. - tehKenny
F*ck Valentine's Day. Here's to hoping you're just having a good day in general.
You too, baby! - Mary Carmen
I hope Kenny is doing alright. - OCoG of FF, Jimminy
Lamebook » It’s the Weekend. Get Durnk. - http://www.lamebook.com/its-the...
Sorry for the double share. I think you need to SEE this. - tehKenny
UBER-BUMPAGE FOR GREAT JUSTICE. - tehKenny