Gabe

I think the real question is, should you? - Clare Dibble

I'd like to see you try. - April Buchheit

Enough fire can fix almost anything! Or more technically, get rid of any problem. - Andrew C (✔)

:( - Maggie

"Steve Jobs, the pioneer of the computer as a jail made cool, designed to sever fools from their freedom, has died. As Chicago Mayor Harold Washington said of the corrupt former Mayor Daley, "I'm not glad he's dead, but I'm glad he's gone." Nobody deserves to have to die - not Jobs, not Mr. Bill, not even people guilty of bigger evils than theirs. But we all deserve the end of Jobs' malign influence on people's computing. Unfortunately, that influence continues despite his absence. We can only hope his successors, as they attempt to carry on his legacy, will be less effective." - Gabe

We went pumpkin picking and picked a record-breaking 61 pound pumpkin! - Gabe

Jungle Terry was at the Fall Family Fun Fest. - Gabe

Did you get in a fight with your neighbors? They put a bunch of dirt in your driveway out of spite - Becca

Becca: The dirt actually was in our neighbor's driveway! - Gabe

"The Motherfucking Manifesto For Programming, Motherfuckers" - Gabe

Bad **s shake: Vanilla Bean Apple Pie Bacon 5.00 (add bourbon 3.00) - Gabe

I know some Cleveland peeps. Should ask how it's going. I've been to Lolita, which was excellent when I was out there last. - Eric - Final Countdown

"Before Groupon, we knew that markets could remain irrational longer than investors could remain solvent; but we didn't know how long. Thank-you, Groupon." - Gabe

Depends on if you had a massive party and destroyed a bunch of stuff. - OCoG of FF, Jimminy

WTF? - Maggie

WTF, indeed! - Gabe

I don't know much about Jesus Christ, but I'm pretty sure that he was sort of against the ideas of war and fighting. - Gabe

Of course if Christians were suicide bombers, they wouldn't be terrorists -- they would just be doing Christ's will. - Gabe

Um, there might be a problem with that. You know, seeing as how you're a guy... - Maggie

I've heard you make that offer more than once. Don't be coy with us. - Clare Dibble

"It should have been evident to clear-eyed observers that the Republican Party is becoming less and less like a traditional political party in a representative democracy and becoming more like an apocalyptic cult, or one of the intensely ideological authoritarian parties of 20th century Europe. This trend has several implications, none of them pleasant." - Gabe

It's a shame they don't take requests, though. - Gabe

"Connecticut officials have begun screening cases after students wound up in court on violations such as for having soda, running in the hall and dressing improperly. “It’s not that we don’t think these things should be handled,” said William Carbone, the state’s executive director of court support services. “We just think they should be handled in the school rather than the court.”" - Gabe

"The six-wheelTyrell P34 Formula One car won an F1 race before it was banned, so the logical benefits of four-front-wheels (reduced high speed lift and improved aerodynamics, more rubber, more braking power and more grip, particularly in treacherous conditions) are once again being validated." - Gabe

only true advances are given the acolade of being labeled "unfair" - WarLord

That car is so hot - Becca

6-wheel cars were banned in F1 long after Tyrrell (that's two 'r's, unlike the Nexus corporation) lost interest in the project. Yes, it won a race but it was the only one before aerodynamics and maintenance problems offset any advantage of running with a smaller front section. - Braga

Of course, since they can save thousands of lives every century, why not spend hundreds of millions of dollars on them every year? - Gabe

No doubt the money would be better spent on Thudguards (http://www.thudguard.com/) for every child! - Gabe

Buy Hazel and J.T. thudguards!!!! - Becca

I did my first porn shoot in my kitchen yesterday. Pretty sexy, huh? - Gabe

And by porn, of course I meant food porn! - Gabe

Mmmmm peach porn - Maggie