Gabe

"The maguro bōchō is a longer knife with a blade length of 40 cm (16 inches) to 150 cm (60 inches) in addition to a long handle. It can fillet a tuna in a single cut, although usually two people are needed to handle the knife and the tuna." - Gabe

I soooo want a 5-foot knife! - Gabe

I want that tuna. - Akiva

That's not the only thing you won't get on United. You also won't get peanuts. - Gabe

You also won't get to pick whatever seat you want. - Gabe

Education lowers birth rates IIRC. Could that break the cycle? Also, isn't most starvation due to political problem, not agricultural? - Bruce Lewis

A 14-year-old runaway was picked up by police and gave a fake name and age. Somehow she picked the name of a 22-year-old illegal immigrant, and even though she's black and speaks no Spanish, ICE deported her to Colombia! - Gabe

As far as I know she hasn't been to Columbia, because she's been stuck in Colombia since April. - Gabe

I'm looking at you, Gmail! - Gabe

The problem isn't that they make new interfaces every so often, it's that they don't let you stay with the old one, and the new one sucks. In this case, uses a lot more CPU (even when not doing anything) and memory, is harder to use (lower contrast, meaningless icons), and yet it appears to have no additional features. Gmail has been around for nearly 8 years and it still doesn't have real folders or the ability to sort? WTF kind of a mail reader doesn't let you sort messages? - Gabe

"Forgive us. As you know, we are not church-going people, so we are unable to fully appreciate that "gay marriage" is incompatible with Christian values, despite the fact that those values carry a biblical tradition of adultery such as yours. We applaud you for keeping that tradition going." - Gabe

Minesota's Republican Senate Majority leader Amu Koch shows that male Republicans have no monopoly on swarmy sexual liasons with an employee. Everybody in Minnesota Republican establishment feeling good about Amy, she was fucking a guy after all Family values #ftw - WarLord

very nice - Mariya Khan

If so, can I become a bacon radio operator? Mmmmm...bacon.... - Gabe

And people wonder why I hate Christmas music? - Gabe

It was a beauty fall day yesterday! - Gabe

Perhaps. - Friar Will

Playing with the magic eight ball again? - Maggie

Had a joke ready, but was inexplicably foiled. - Micah

What a rapier wit. - Akiva

Feel free to riposte this question. - Gabe

Shoer. - April Buchheit

Great pictures!! - April Buchheit

Meg and Spencer came to visit! - Gabe

Looks like a good time was had by all. <3 - April Buchheit

Yes, it seems the whole FeDibblety family enjoyed their tour of the Schaffer Factory! - Gabe

Further investigation has revealed that being a piece of shit is what makes it take so long. - Gabe

Makes sense. - Paul Buchheit

if you kick it, will it boot faster? - imabonehead

i don't have direct experience of cable tv boxes, but i have some of sat tv boxes. mine (sky italia) takes a lot of time (not 10 minutes, but anyway minutes) to apparently boot after a power failure or if it had been unplugged. if i just turn it off from the remote, then on, it's pretty fast. i imagine that since the box is supposed to be always on (e.g. to receive updates OTA) the boot time didn't mattered much. anyway, when we had two provider of pay tv in italy we could buy our own boxes, and we could get nice hardware (i had a nokia sat tv box), now we have just one provider (sky) with 'free', subsidized boxes, and these are authentic pieces of shit - Alb. [CHIUSO]

I think it's a little bit of both... - April Buchheit

Yes, Gabe, I think that's what Tudor is saying. And I think I agree. They've captivated us with their cuteness so by the time they're surly adolescents/adults, we're sufficiently hooked. :) - April Buchheit