I'm Christian, unless you're gay. - http://www.danoah.com/2011...
Apr 4, 2012
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Bruce Lewis
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Maggie
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“Oh, but you’re not gay? You’re clean, and well dressed, and you have a job? You look the way I think you should look? You act the way I think you should act? You believe the things I think you should believe? Then I’m definitely a Christian. To you, today, I’m a Christian. You’ve earned it.”
- Gabe
My daughter, upon seeing packages of bologna for the first time, declared them to be "sausage cakes".
I thought they were "hotdog cakes"
- Maggie
@Gabe I think I haven't. I was actually a grad student at NYU so I spent some time in NY, and we went periodically to Balducci's on 6th ave. to get a good approximation of the real one. Btw is Balducci's still there?
- Alb. [CHIUSO]
"All this napping and getting up and napping again has made me so tired!"
Paul Buchheit
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Maggie
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You've been watching too much Lalaloopsy land!
- Maggie
Quick-sort with Hungarian (Küküllőmenti legényes) folk dance - http://www.youtube.com/watch...
Mar 27, 2012
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Never have I imagined that a QuickSort could be so slow!
- Gabe
"Welcome to the Free World(tm): We offer the finest in postmodern cynicism and brutality cloaked in the noblest sounding invocations of highflown principle than money can buy. Please look directly into the retinal scanner and have an nice day."
I think I'm going to start teaching my sister-in-law how to drive. What should be her first lesson?
I'm trying to decide between pumping gas and changing a tire.
- Gabe
In a big parking lot. I have always had driving anxiety, so my first lesson was in an empty parking lot driving between lines and stopping and turning. Sometimes when I try to stop quick I hit the gas harder before braking (I know, that's what confused 80 year olds do) so that might be something to evaluate.
- Heather
I wonder if we'll be judging future presidential candidates based on their Facebook Timeline.
It was so quiet when I woke up this morning, I thought somebody had come in and kidnapped my children in the middle of the night.
I was surprised to see that they were actually just still in bed.
- Gabe
Voting: "Democracy in action" or "Democracy inaction"?
Paul Buchheit
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Clare Dibble
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I keep hearing politicians talk about the "sancitity of life". Do any of them actually believe it, or are they all just pandering to right-wing nutjobs?
For an Apollo mission, a Saturn V contained 91 individual rocket motors/engines! - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
Feb 26, 2012
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disruptor-net - Concurrent programming framework - http://code.google.com/p...
Feb 25, 2012
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"The disruptor is a concurrency component used to exchange messages between threads (producer consumer) It is optimised for high throughput and low latency scenarios. This component was initially developed in Java by the LMAX team and we ported it to .NET."
- Gabe
I don't believe in superstition because I believe it's bad luck.
My daughter is turning 3 in April. When should I buy her her first chainsaw?
Steve C, Team Marina
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Last year?
- Stephen Mack
Too late
- Eric - Final Countdown
do you live in Canada, Michigan or Montana?
- Big Joe Silenced
Gee, this brings back memories! Hey, anybody wanna write to me? it's Chowchilla Womens Prison address it to "La Loca de Chainsaw" yeah, I've had that nickname since I was a little girl!
- Cilla Martinez
Maguro bōchō - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki...
Jan 20, 2012
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"The maguro bōchō is a longer knife with a blade length of 40 cm (16 inches) to 150 cm (60 inches) in addition to a long handle. It can fillet a tuna in a single cut, although usually two people are needed to handle the knife and the tuna."
- Gabe
I soooo want a 5-foot knife!
- Gabe
I want that tuna.
- Akiva
How many potatoes does it take to power a cell phone?