Johnny

Ahoy! FFundercat
Before The White Album, there was Please Please Me and your grandparents hated it. Only time sorts the wheat. #Tay4Hottest100
RT @historypixs: Marlon Brando before and after makeup on The Godfather: http://t.co/w5Yevw5XJH
It's rare that a team wins more than 10% of the titles it contests. Enjoy victory gracefully, mindful of that 90% of the time you didn't win
Monday morning... See you this afternoon. http://t.co/xaX0JTSflf
You know the whole "robots will take low wage service jobs" thing? We had ordering terminals in Subway and KFC. Taken out in 6 months.
Waiting through the" Lunch Rush" for help desk to respond to a trouble call probably takes luster off robot love - WarLord
We have Grill'd here. Same thing. - Johnny
Almost got to sleep at 9 but woke up at 10:30 and it's TOO DAMN HOT to fall back asleep.
The world is weird. It snowed here. - lris
Just as the fanaticism of a few misguided individuals shouldn't distort the overall loving and peaceful teachings of Islam, the mass apathy of Christians towards some teachings of the Bible in regards to justice and rights doesn't mean those teachings don't exist in those texts. You have to pick the whole orchard, not just one cherry tree.
I love Triple J. I love Taylor Swift. I love my mate's awesome rock band. I love Garth Brooks. I love music. Enjoy your day. #Tay4Hottest100
You know who's awesome? The Doyles are awesome. @MellissaD @beth_doyle and @bb_uncensored make today awesome. #Awesome #HashtagAwesome
Comment seen on Facebook "So the LEGO Movie was snubbed by the Oscars. It just goes to show the Academy does not care about block people."
I have consistently said Google Glass (in the current form) was a hard sell. Pure tech isn't enough. Things need a soul. Plus, privacy.
Plus, a non-ridiculous price. - Andrew C (✔)
gmail? Android? I guess Android is like a triple: massive market share but weak monetization. - Andrew C (✔)
RT @tomwestland: Medicare changes http://twitter.com/tomwest...
A quality barber that respects the beard rather than hacking away at it is a rare gift. http://t.co/E467acLgQv
Just subscribed to @LootCrate to get awesome geek/gamer gear monthly! Check it out: http://mbsy.co/bGfcz
I <3 Lootcrate. The December crate was epic. :D - Hookuh Tinypants
I just got a LootCrate for backing Lazer Team on Indiegogo. I thought it worth a 3 month sub - Johnny
I just unsubbed and left my Dec crate in Adelaide :( - Mo Kargas
As I approach my 35th birthday, my old man hair is making me sad. http://instagram.com/p...
i feel your pain dude. - Sir Shuping is just sir
Help make it happen for Teach A Man To Fish on @indiegogo http://igg.me/p...
How to piss off your customers: In QLD we don't have daylight savings. The rest of Oz has been in DLS for 4 months. Overnight, the time server for the Optus phone network reset/broke and put all QLD phones 1 hour ahead when they time synced. Hundreds of thousands of customers in QLD were woken 1 hour early today.
The alarm clock function is the main thing I do with my phone. But I don't have to worry about the time being reset from above. At daylight savings time, I can wait for hours, turn the phone off and on again, take the battery out and put it in again, and it still won't pick up the phone company's new time settings. Last time I gave up and just changed it manually. - Deborah Fitchett
The new Age Of Ultron trailer is a bit meh. It's essentially "moody and stuff" till the movie comes out. A poor follow up to the first one.
A recent trend I've seen is "Fuck those people's basic freedoms as long as my basic freedoms are protected". Not sure that's how it works.
My "second team" in the #AsianCup2015 was Palestine... but you know what? Sorry #Socceroos, it just flipped. #GoYouReds
Beard Safety is everyone's responsibility. #HirsuteHirsafe http://instagram.com/p...
Be careful while operating power tools. - Ken Morley
I was expecting a beard net. :-\ - That&#39;s So CAJ!
The beard net might be hidden in there somewhere. - Amit Patel
I like a good march. I'd prefer insight, subtly in discussion, thought, facts, evidence, reason and responsibility more.
10 hour smoked pork neck butt. It has bark! It has a smoke ring! It's yummers. @ The Worthington Batcave http://instagram.com/p...
I need to see these pigs that grow necks on their butts. - Spidra Webster
Standing the rain while my newly (re)discovered smoke box full of wood chips heats up in the pizza… http://instagram.com/p...
Team Worthington gives Tsuro double thumbs up. @ The Worthington Batcave http://instagram.com/p...
Shout to to my bestie @MellissaD because she's awesome.
I have now reached enough mass that I can be a beard proxy. If you are #HirstueChallenged, stand next… http://instagram.com/p...
Thanks Autocorrect but I'm pretty sure "The package has been dispatched to your orifice" isn't exactly what I meant to type.
I once sent a purchase order to a vendor with the text "Please shit this order ASAP" in the Comments field. That was an interesting follow-up phone call for sure. - Hookuh Tinypants
Tehehehe - Johnny
Help make it happen for Teach A Man To Fish on @indiegogo http://igg.me/p/1052352/twtr
Frustration: Checking the delivery status on the 3rd day of a 3 - 6 day delivery, finding no answer and it's Friday (no Sat delivery).